After establishing the Benevolent Dictatorship, one task of Our first hundred days will be to take over the Onion and make it funny again.
The Onion was funny ten years ago. These days? They're getting tired. They need to change their focus. The real news is funnier than their ersatz...
Re: NBA: NEW YORK (4-9) at BOSTON (11-2) I'd say the Celtics just pounded the Knicks like Jenna Jameson in a gangbang video.
Well, the kids played .114 ball last year, and they're playing .144 ball with 'Toine. So I guess he does make his teammates better!!!
And this Sunday they'll become the third team to clinch their division title in the 11th week.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1AntoineWalkerFan)</div><div class='quotemain'> unreal...who would have thought a year ago that we'd be talking about...
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1AntoineWalkerFan)</div><div class='quotemain'> i could think of one person...............</p> </p></div> Thankfully...
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L)</div><div class='quotemain'> </p> </p> I guess it would be all right if this thread were in the Nets forum, but...
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (44Thrilla)</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ehmunro)</div><div class='quotemain'>Honestly he's...
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (aquaitious)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ehmunro)</div><div class='quotemain'>Honestly he's...
You would think that Scalabrine would be safe from concussion.
He needs to grow up and lose the 'tude. It's killing him out on the floor. He stomps around, he glares, he pounds his chest. And every time there's...
Honestly he's always been a good offensive coach. His glaring weakness has always been his retarded gambling defenses. So hiring a good defensive...
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Well, defensively speaking, the Patriots went on cruise control during that drive that resulted in the TD at the start of the fourth quarter. After...
Yes, during the regular season the Dolphins opponents were a combined 70-122-4 (for a .365 winning%). The Patriots opponents will be better when all...
Yes, but New England let up on the Dolphins (which they didn't on the Colts). They also surrendered defensive touchdowns to both Miami & Dallas. The...
Lester would probably have to be part of any Santana deal. Which doesn't bother me at all. They should also make a pitch for Miguel Cabrera. Cabrera,...
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BearsFan1)</div><div class='quotemain'> No. Too many weaknesses. One of the great offenses of all time (ignoring the...
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