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  1. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    How about "The Official Meyers Makes Baby Jesus Eat Summer Sausage Thread"?
     
    HomerLovesKoolAid, Feb 14, 2017
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  2. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Now you're talking! :hungry:
     
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    Reep Well-Known Member

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    Not exactly what I was getting at, but I guess it's better than the original.
     
    Reep, Feb 14, 2017
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  4. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    How about....

    "Baby Jesus makes Meyers Cry"...?
     
    Jade Falcon, Feb 14, 2017
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  5. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    How about, "No one makes Meyers cry. He just does it naturally".
     
    theprunetang, Feb 14, 2017
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  6. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Fez Hammersticks, Feb 14, 2017
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  7. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Grief counselors call this the "bargaining stage."
     
    Nikolokolus, Feb 14, 2017
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  8. BlayZa

    BlayZa Misbehaving responsibly

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    how about

    "Meyers makes the stat sheet cry"
    or
    "Meyers earns $10M a year & we have him for the next 4 seasons - Celebration thread!"
    or
    "Meyers 'I Just Wish Everyone Would Like Me' Leonard - Playa Haters Ball Open Invite"
    or
    "Shit players & how to get rid of them - featuring Meyers Leonard"
    or
    "My journey from mediocre to playing in China - Meyers Leonard"
     
    BlayZa, Feb 14, 2017
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  9. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    What a'boot - Meyers makes baby Hitler cry?

    [​IMG]
     
    Fez Hammersticks, Feb 14, 2017
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  10. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    I think the space between his ears has too much film in it and there's a lag when he replays it on the court....he's just lacking instincts by trying to have a basketball IQ and he just doesn't have one...he has skills but needs to keep his eye on two things...the ball and the basket...would help the kid if he'd at least keep his eyes open while playing....lesson one
     
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  11. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    Or the team makes Meyers eat dog food only until he gets a double double
     
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  12. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Please....let's not make Baby Hitler suffer more than he already has. Spare him the torment of Meyers Leonard.
     
    Jade Falcon, Feb 14, 2017
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    ripcityboy Well-Known Member

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    Or how about he's just a BAD BASKETBALL PLAYER..... end of story. And we signed him for three more years..... AHHHH!
     
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  14. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    He needs more cup!

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    riverman Writing Team

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    This reminds me of when my father upgraded the dairy farm to grade A with automatic milking machines
     
    riverman, Feb 14, 2017
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  16. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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  17. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Caption this picture:

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    "It ain't that bad! You got two working knees!"

    The jokes write themselves.....
     
    Jade Falcon, Feb 14, 2017
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  18. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    More like this
    cows getting milked.jpg
     
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  19. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    We're both stealing our paychecks but the only thing to be ashamed about is that hair.
     
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  20. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Are you telling me you NEVER tried one?

    Really?

    Come on bruh....every guy wonders about milking machines at some point....
     
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