|0fficial|Meyers The Terrible

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  1. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    I grew up milking cows till I went into the military...strong hands...plenty of farm girls...we sold the milk, I wouldn't think of soiling it....creepy thought..sort of like would you bang a bag of French fries and then add extra ketchup?
     
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    Nate #itsokaytobewhite #wakandaforever BANNED

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    Who would be more productive, Meyers Leonard, or Cliff Alexander?
     
  4. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    .....nevermind. I'm sorry I asked.

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    "Why did you try dunking from the three? Why Meyers?"
     
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  5. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    "Defense? What's that?"

    "Wait....a layup? That rhymes with ketchup, right?"
     
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    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    "Why's that part of the court painted?"
     
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    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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  9. riverman

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    my hands are YUGE....no way I could milk a cat!
     
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  10. BlayZa

    BlayZa Misbehaving responsibly

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    "Subbed out? I guess the opposition will find it even harder to guard me if i am an extra couple of feet back from the the 3 line than normal"
     
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    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    How about Robert De Niro? Could you milk him?
     
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    questions that will go unanswered for eternity for 200 Bob!
     
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  13. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    My mommy wants to take my temperature where?

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    BlayZa Misbehaving responsibly

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    "wha?, the shade of a fauxstache really emphasizes the gap between my nose and upper lip?"
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    I doubt Meyers set out to suck at his job.

    All of the ire in this thread should be directed Olshey.
     
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  17. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Sigh....



    I want somebody to actually come out and ask him why he sucks so badly. Even if it means losing their job.
     
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    BlayZa Misbehaving responsibly

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    if you actually want to see him block something, ask him on Twitter......

    if you read anything he says about himself, he feels he's a huge impact guy and has no time for negativity.... or facts and statistics too, it seems.
     
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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Oh I can't. He blocked me.

    It seems Twitter and Instagram are the only places he DOES block, instead of shots on the basketball court.
     
  20. stampedehero

    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    Obviously his mind and career are elsewhere.
     
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