Forum Game 2018-19 Caption Contest #13 VS Boston Celtics

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  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before tip off. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 3 points for their caption and 2 more if they win, for a total of 5 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize this season. Have at it.

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    @PtldPlatypus - 3
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    @SlyPokerDog - 3
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  2. rotary111

    rotary111 Well-Known Member

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    Celtics: "You stop him! No, you stop him! Awww shit!"
     
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    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    Dame and Aminu gape in horror as they realize CJ has ripped out the seat of his shorts!
     
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  4. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    CJ goes for shot at the buzzer as Morris, using one of his brother's tricks, tries to pants him
     
  5. Hoopguru

    Hoopguru Well-Known Member

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    CJ (aka superfly) all you suckers thought I could only shoot 3's.
     
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    beast crnjo Well-Known Member

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    I just can't think of anything to say about this picture. I forfeit.
     
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  7. TBpup

    TBpup Writing Team

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    "I was going 1-on-5 but one defender fell down on my last crossover."
     
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    TorturedBlazerFan Well-Known Member

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    Celtics: The NBA says this is as close as we can get before its a foul.
     
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  9. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    CJ enters the game via the Blazers Zip Line

    barfo
     
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    riverman Writing Team

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    How many Celtics does it take to change a light bulb? CJ got tired of waiting!
     
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  11. trailblazer18

    trailblazer18 Well-Known Member

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    Calabro: "Like a Phoenix rising from the ashes, so is CJ from a mob of Celtics"
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    CJ: One in five? Hell no I’m not passing.
     
  13. SheedSoNasty

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    News reporter: A group of Celtics players can be seen frightened, imploring Trail Blazers guard CJ McCollum to put down the small child. McCollum was quoted as frantically yelling “you can’t catch me, I’m the gingerbread man!”. More on this story as it develops.
     
  14. andalusian

    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    The Blazers and the Celtics re-enacting the pagan winter-solstice dance in modern (Christmas) colors.
     
  15. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    CJ: I call this play the stairway to heaven
     
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    beast crnjo Well-Known Member

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    Yes it looks like they are aghast at what cj has in his hands. Look at animus jaw drop in the background
     
  17. Chris Craig

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