Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before tip off. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 3 points for their caption and 2 more if they win, for a total of 5 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize this season. Have at it. Standings: @TorturedBlazerFan - 64 @riverman - 63 @Hoopguru - 57 @e_blazer - 47 @TBpup - 46 @Sedatedfork - 46 @andalusian - 44 @oldmangrouch - 43 @stampedehero - 36 @SheedSoNasty - 28 @barfo - 26 @rotary111 - 25 @Darkwebs - 16 @Orion Bailey - 15 @Jon - 15 @ripcityboy - 15 @Propagandist- 12 @Shaboid - 12 @Labinot41 - 9 @beast crnjo - 9 @WillG - 6 @swish3 - 6 @trailblazer18 - 6 @hoopsjock - 6 @theprunetang - 3 @PtldPlatypus - 3 @SlyPokerDog - 3 @mook - 3 @H.C. - 3 @RickyJoe - 3
"HCP asked me if I like breast meat for Thanksgiving and then he shows me a picture of himself in only a turkey thong."
Dame: "Why do we continue to play the same pick and roll defense every time we play a Morris twin? Are we ever going to learn or change things up?"
Behind Dame, in the background, lurks Marc Cuban, waiting for the chance to convince Dame to wear a Dallas uniform.
Stotts: who should we help have a career night? Wall, Beal, Porter, Morris...all of the above? Dame: c'mon coach, I can only guard one of them!
Dame: “This is how I like to do the whistle song from “Kill Bill” before dropping 50 on the Wizards.”
Stotts, Dame, you got this? Dame, I heard that in the middle of the night, Dame, go change his diapers!
Dame: " I know coach, I keep starting a thread about what a great coach you are and @SlyPokerDog keeps banning it."
The winner of caption contest #16 is @SlyPokerDog Standings: @TorturedBlazerFan - 67 @riverman - 66 @Hoopguru - 60 @e_blazer - 50 @TBpup - 49 @Sedatedfork - 46 @oldmangrouch - 46 @andalusian - 44 @stampedehero - 39 @SheedSoNasty - 31 @barfo - 29 @rotary111 - 28 @Jon - 18 @Darkwebs - 16 @Orion Bailey - 15 @ripcityboy - 15 @Propagandist- 12 @Shaboid - 12 @Labinot41 - 9 @beast crnjo - 9 @swish3 - 9 @trailblazer18 - 9 @hoopsjock - 9 @SlyPokerDog - 8 @RickyJoe - 6 @WillG - 6 @theprunetang - 3 @PtldPlatypus - 3 @mook - 3 @H.C. - 3