Forum Game 2018-19 Caption Contest #24 @ Dallas

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  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig The Dude Abides Staff Member Moderator

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    Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before tip off. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 3 points for their caption and 2 more if they win, for a total of 5 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize this season. Have at it. If for some reason your numbers don't look right in the standings let me know or if you have any issue with the contestt feel free to pm me.

    Standings:

    @TBpup - 102
    @andalusian - 70.14
    @riverman - 63
    @stampedehero - 60
    @Sedatedfork - 58
    @barfo - 46
    @Jon - 39
    @TorturedBlazerFan - 34
    @e_blazer - 31
    @ripcityboy - 30
    @swish3 - 26
    @hoopsjock - 22
    @RickyJoe- 22
    @Darkwebs - 19
    @Orion Bailey - 15
    @Propagandist- 12
    @Shaboid - 12
    @Hoopguru - 11
    @Labinot41 - 9
    @SlyPokerDog - 8
    @WillG - 6
    @DDolla -6
    @oldmangrouch - 3
    @SheedSoNasty - 3
    @rotary111 - 3
    @trailblazer18 - 3
    @theprunetang - 3
    @PtldPlatypus - 3
    @mook - 3
    @H.C. - 3
    @borim69 - 3
     
  2. hoopsjock

    hoopsjock Well-Known Member

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    Dirk: "Yes, the Blazers are coming to town! For 20 years now all I have to do is pretend like I'm about to set a pick and they automatically switch their smallest and worst defenders on to me. Then I just stand at the top of the key, get the ball, and easily shoot over them. I think I'll come off the injured list to play in this one!"
     
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    TBpup Writing Team

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    "I could play till 50 and score 20 points on this defense. Long Live AARP!"
     
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    Jon mr. 300

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    Smith: hey guys, does this look like someone drew a dick on the ball?
     
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    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    DSJ - I think Dirk's shirt is his age. I will score on Aminu as if he is 8.
     
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    riverman Writing Team

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    Chief: "DAL on your jersey must stand for Dirk's Ancient Legs?"
     
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    Chris Craig The Dude Abides Staff Member Moderator

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    CJ: Chief just get Dennis man, I got Dirk, I promise he won't score on me.
     
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    Dirk: "If Pepsi used me for Uncle Drew they wouldn't have to waste time and money with make-up."
     
  9. rotary111

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    Aminu: Damn it Dirk that last pipe hit was one too many!
     
  10. stampedehero

    stampedehero Play On>>>/ SRV

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    The Chief is ready to snatch the obvious pass.
     
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    Aminu: I got the munchies so bad, I'm going to eat that ball!
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Staring contest!
     
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    Hoopguru Rip Some Lips

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    Smith: If Dirk want so old, he could back door into an ally oop!
     
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  14. barfo

    barfo commie pinko... now with added syphilis! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Aminu: I've never seen anyone who could lick his own eyeball!
    Dirk: Yeah, he does that to distract you. It's pretty gross, isn't it.

    barfo
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Damn it, Dirk. Quit photobombing our selfie!
     
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    Aminu: Moe’s got my back!
     
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    stampedehero Play On>>>/ SRV

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    Now I know how your clever mind works.
     
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    stampedehero Play On>>>/ SRV

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    Dirk is a Bruce Dern look a like. hahhaaa
     
  19. rotary111

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    I've never tried the stuff myself. I have always wondered what it would be like though :lol:
     
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    stampedehero Play On>>>/ SRV

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