Forum Game 2018-19 Caption Contest #29 VS Toronto Raptors

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  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before tip off. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 3 points for their caption and 2 more if they win, for a total of 5 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize this season. Have at it. If for some reason your numbers don't look right in the standings let me know or if you have any issue with the contest feel free to pm me.


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    @TBpup - 117
    @riverman - 78
    @andalusian - 73.14
    @Sedatedfork - 73
    @stampedehero - 72
    @barfo - 61
    @Jon - 53
    @TorturedBlazerFan - 51
    @e_blazer - 46
    @RickyJoe- 36
    @hoopsjock - 36
    @ripcityboy - 33
    @swish3 - 32
    @Hoopguru - 26
    @trailblazer18 - 22
    @Darkwebs - 19
    @rotary111 - 18
    @Orion Bailey - 15
    @SlyPokerDog - 13
    @Propagandist- 12
    @Shaboid - 12
    @Labinot41 - 9
    @WillG - 6
    @DDolla -6
    @oldmangrouch - 3
    @SheedSoNasty - 3
    @theprunetang - 3
    @PtldPlatypus - 3
    @Lanny - 3
    @mook - 3
    @H.C. - 3
    @borim69 - 3
     
    Chris Craig, Dec 13, 2018
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    swish3 Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for the lift down from the rim! How was that for an emphatic dunk2?
     
    swish3, Dec 13, 2018
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    TorturedBlazerFan Well-Known Member

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    Jonas: Those are firm glutes.
     
    TorturedBlazerFan, Dec 13, 2018
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Nurkic: Does this rim make my ass look big?

    Jonas: WTF Bro!
     
    Chris Craig, Dec 13, 2018
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    Jon mr. 300

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    Nurk: bro, are you touching my ass?
     
    Jon, Dec 13, 2018
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    One giant push and still the Blazers can't score the winning basket.
     
    stampedehero, Dec 13, 2018
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Very impressive, Nurk. Now, with the way you guys are playing, you really can kiss your ass goodbye.”
     
    e_blazer, Dec 13, 2018
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    Nurk: "Eeeek, a mouse!"
     
    trailblazer18, Dec 13, 2018
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    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    Nurk, as a metaphor for the Blazers season, is trying to stay above water
     
    andalusian, Dec 13, 2018
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    hoopsjock, Dec 13, 2018
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    "98....99....100."
     
    TBpup, Dec 13, 2018
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Push me on the swing, daddy! Higher, higher!

    barfo
     
    barfo, Dec 13, 2018
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    Nurk - you smell that? you've heard of the farting post well, this is the farting rim shot!
     
    Hoopguru, Dec 13, 2018
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    RickyJoe Coug alumni on chess team

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    I don't care how much you like it, get your hands off my ass!!
     
    RickyJoe, Dec 13, 2018
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    Bet you didn't know these two guys grew up with the tight rope walking high flying Kazmoroz family in the Balkans traveling with the circus across eastern europe ..the strongman in the circus adopted Nurk as a toddler...
     
    riverman, Dec 13, 2018
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    (Personal extra caption post for the hell of it.....just for fun)
    Lower, lower, to the right, down.....THERE...SCRATCH RIGHT THERE That's the spot!
     
    riverman, Dec 13, 2018
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Nurk: I just need stirrups!
     
    Sedatedfork, Dec 14, 2018
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    Nurk: So is my prostrate good or no?
     
    rotary111, Dec 14, 2018
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    The winners of Caption Contest #29 are @TorturedBlazerFan , @Hoopguru , and @rotary111



    Standings:

    @TBpup - 120
    @riverman - 78
    @andalusian - 76.14
    @Sedatedfork - 76
    @stampedehero- 75
    @barfo - 64
    @Jon - 56
    @TorturedBlazerFan - 56
    @e_blazer - 49
    @RickyJoe- 39
    @hoopsjock - 39
    @swish3 - 35
    @ripcityboy - 33
    @Hoopguru - 31
    @trailblazer18 - 25
    @rotary111 - 23
    @Darkwebs - 19
    @Orion Bailey - 15
    @SlyPokerDog - 13
    @Propagandist- 12
    @Shaboid - 12
    @Labinot41 - 9
    @WillG - 6
    @DDolla -6
    @oldmangrouch - 3
    @SheedSoNasty - 3
    @theprunetang - 3
    @PtldPlatypus - 3
    @Lanny - 3
    @mook - 3
    @H.C. - 3
    @borim69 - 3
     
    Chris Craig, Dec 16, 2018
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