Welcome to the 2019 Playoff version of the caption contest! All points have reset. The winner at the end of the postseason will receive Blazer swag courtesy of @SlyPokerDog and your Portland Trail Blazers! Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before the end of the game. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 6 points for their caption and 4 more if they win, for a total of 10 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the postseason wins. If for some reason your numbers don't look right in the standings let me know or if you have any issue with the contest feel free to pm me. Bonus Game: For the Bonus Game you may bet any portion of your accrued points on the bonus question. Please include your answer and points bet with your caption if you wish to take part. All bets must be in by tip off. Bonus Question: Lillard, McCollum, and Hood had a combined 87 points in Game 6 Do they have a combine over/under 87 points in game 7? Standings: @hoopsjock - 222 @riverman - 190 @Hoopguru - 150 @e_blazer - 150 @barfo - 92 @rotary111 - 79 @Shaboid - 72 @TBpup - 70 @swish3 - 67 @stampedehero - 66 @TorturedBlazerFan - 40 @borim69 - 30 @kjironman1 - 30 @DDolla - 24 @Wade Garrett - 18 @Jon - 18 @H.C. - 12 @trailblazer18 - 6 @yuyuza1 - 6 @Rhal - 6 @PtldPlatypus - 6 @Propagandist - 6 @joeBlazers - 6 @andalusian - 6 @Dougnsalem - 6
Jokic, "I'm the whitest!" Meyers, "No way, Zach is way whiter!" Zach, "Wanna fight?" All-in on under.
Meyers: OOOOOOHHHHH IS IT TIME TO BRING OUT THE HAMMER????? And then he flexes.... Edit. Bonus. Under for all my points. I would love to be wrong!
"Softy, this is not going to end well for you taking on Brutus and Beefcake. "All in" on the 'Under'.
Meyers: OK Nicola, we have your number! Only 20 points for you, and we will get more rebounds! Look how much shorter you are than Zach and me! Under for 10 points
Jokic: (To Zach) You use hair dye? Your hair running Zach: what the fuck did you just say about my hair Jokic: Really, let me get it Meyers: Did you just spit in your hand? Turner: (Trying to stop Jokic) Whatever you do, don't touch his hair man Guy in the stands holding his hand up in front of him: Touch his hair...touch his hair...do it.
Zach: Face facts, Jokic, you ugly. Me and Meyers are way better looking than you. Everything on the over. barfo
Jockitch " Hey I'm Walkin here" Meyers "yuu fukin talkin to me" Zach " Ya yuu fukin talkin to him?" Turner " hey man don't talk to him that's the Biebs" All under
The winner of caption contest rnd 2 Game #7 is @trailblazer18 Bonus Q Answer: Under (56) Standings: @hoopsjock - 428 @Hoopguru - 306 @e_blazer - 306 @rotary111 - 164 @TBpup - 146 @stampedehero - 132 @TorturedBlazerFan - 86 @swish3 - 83 @Shaboid - 72 @borim69 - 66 @kjironman1 - 30 @DDolla - 24 @trailblazer18 - 22 @Wade Garrett - 18 @Jon - 18 @H.C. - 12 @yuyuza1 - 6 @Rhal - 6 @PtldPlatypus - 6 @Propagandist - 6 @joeBlazers - 6 @andalusian - 6 @Dougnsalem - 6 @barfo - 6 @riverman - 6
Was it worth tanking? HELL YEAH!!!!! Back to the basement where I'm comfortable finally! At least I got the corner basement unit with only one neighbor....barfo!