Forum Game 2019 Playoffs Caption Contest Rnd 1 Game 5 VS Oklahoma City Thunder (Bonus Game)

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    Welcome to the 2019 Playoff version of the caption contest! All points have reset. The winner at the end of the postseason will receive Blazer swag courtesy of @SlyPokerDog and your Portland Trail Blazers!

    Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before the end of the game. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 6 points for their caption and 4 more if they win, for a total of 10 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the postseason wins. If for some reason your numbers don't look right in the standings let me know or if you have any issue with the contest feel free to pm me.

    Bonus Game: You may bet any portion of your accrued points on the bonus game. Please include your answer to the bonus question and your amount of points bet with your caption. All Bets for the Bonus game must be in before game time.

    Bonus Question: Damian Lillard had 8 assists in game 4. Westbrook finished with 7 assists. Will Dame have over/under the assists of Westbrook.

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    @trailblazer18 - 32
    @hoopsjock - 32
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    @DDolla - 18
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    @H.C. - 6
    @Propagandist - 6
    @joeBlazers - 6
    @Hoopguru - 6
    @andalusian - 6
    @borim69 - 6
     
    Chris Craig, Apr 22, 2019
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Chris Craig, Apr 22, 2019
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    Dame: "What's the score"
    Russ: "How many rebounds do I need for a triple double"

    Dame over- all the points.
     
    TorturedBlazerFan, Apr 22, 2019
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    Dame: "Copy me all you want, it's over!"

    Dame will have Under Westbrooks assists - All 32 points
     
    trailblazer18, Apr 22, 2019
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    Damn you, I was going to put almost the exact same thing.
     
    hoopsjock, Apr 22, 2019
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    I'm sorry Chris but I think this is your weakest caption entry of the year.
     
    hoopsjock, Apr 22, 2019
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    Russ: What should I wear for my walk in to the arena next game?

    Dame: There won't be a next game for you Russ, until next season.

    #HaveAHappySummer

    #RipCityOnDeyAss

    #BeatOKCforNurk

    Edit: Fuck, I forgot the bonus. Dame will have less assists than Westbrook because Westbrook will hunt a triple-double in a loss. All my points.
     
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    In a duel typically the two opponents walk away from each other and at 10 paces turn and fire...Russ couldn't wait that long and trying to cheat, turned early...fired and missed by a mile...Dame calmly turned and took careful aim.....dropping Russ in his tracks

    Russ won't trust his shot as much...he'll have more assists...I'll bet all all my pts..what the hell
     
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    Dame: My peripheral vision tells me that you are trying hard to copy me, but you aren't. You don't have the swish3 shooting talent, and your left shoulder is low so you even have this stance crooked! But keep watching, and you may learn something as you watch us power through the Playoffs to the Championship.

    Dame will have more assists for 9 points.
     
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    "Russ finally realizing how far he is falling behind Dame."
     
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    Simon says "put your hands on your thighs and roll your eyes back"!

    Everything on Dame < Westbrick on assists.

    barfo
     
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    Dame: Look at the back of my jersey, it’s the Letter “O”. It means it’s Over!
     
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    Your saying there is no foul on Damian there?
     
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    Wouldn't that be Simons says?
     
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    Russ: I want to be like Dame

    Dame: Is it the second round yet?
     
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    Dame look up to check the shot clock...Russ looks up to see if he can count the hairs on his eyebrows
     
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    “If I hold my shorts like Dame does, maybe I can shoot like he does.”
     
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    Dame- You need some Tats bro
    Russ- Yeah maybe one of me sleeping in your arms?

    Over- Bet it all.
     
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    Good point. That would have been better.

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