Forum Game 2022-23 Caption Contest #82 VS Warriors

[Chris Craig]

Welcome to the 2022-23 Caption Contest!

The rules are simple. Post a caption to the given picture before tipoff on game day. After the game the caption with the most likes wins for that game. You will receive 3pts for winning and 2 points for posting a caption for a possible total of 5 points.

I will include updated standings in the op on the caption contest thread for each game. At the end of the season, the poster with the most points at the end of the season wins

BONUS GAME: I WILL ASK A BONUS QUESTION. YOU MAY BET ANY NUMBER OF YOUR ACCRUED POINTS. ALL ANSWERS MUST BE IN BEFORE TIP OFF. INCLUDE YOUR ANSWER AND POINTS BET IN YOUR POST WITH YOUR CAPTION.

BONUS QUESTION: GARY PAYTON II HAS AVERAGED 6 PTS A GAME SINCE HIS RETURN. HE JUST PUT UP HIS HIGHEST POINTS (10) AGAINST SACRAMENTO SINCE HIS RETURN.

DOES GPII RECORD OVER/UNDER 15pts VS The BLAZERS?




Standings

@riverman - 236
@Chris Craig - 230*
@e_blazer - 209
@theprunetang - 209
@rotary111 - 169
@swish3 - 163
@SlyPokerDog - 145
@BassPlaya - 138
@TBpup - 134
@HomerLovesKoolAid - 128
@Shaboid - 78
@Whyachi - 74
@stampedehero - 71
@Irish Trader - 58
@andalusian - 49
@twobullz -47
@Terkish - 33
@Stevenson - 38
@DDolla - 25
@BlazerBender - 15
@HailBlazers - 9
@Hoopguru - 8
@Sloth - 8
@damianlillard - 7
@tykendo - 4
@SIeepwalker - 4
@mook - 4
@KingSpeed - 2
@Mediocre Man - 2
@BBert - 2
@beast crnjo - 2
@blazerfan11 - 2
@Cugel - 2
@MickZagger - 2

 

[rotary111]

I gave 0 effort in Portland.

Bonus.
Under - All in!

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Payton winces after his Tramadol suppository.

Under- I bet 127 pts.

(There may be a beer or two in it for you if I somehow come out ahead of SPD in the standings.)

 

[tykendo]

Who's that?

 

[Chris Craig]

Thugging it out.

 

[TBpup]

"0....how much Blazer fans liked me after I left."

 

[riverman]

The number on his jersey represents the applause he gets on his return to Moda.
he gets under 15
I'll bet 231 pts .I'll show you folks how to tank!

 

[Chris Craig]

The number on his jersey represents the applause he gets on his return to Moda.
If he plays all 4 qtrs he'll get over 15
If he plays only half a game he gets under 15
I'll bet 231 pts one way or the other

You need to pick one way.

 

[riverman]

You need to pick one way.

ok I edited it but only homer and I have posted the over under so far...hard to gauge pts when nobody is wagering any. I may change my bet if more people bet fewer pts.

 

[Chris Craig]

ok I edited it but only homer and I have posted the over under so far...hard to gauge pts when nobody is wagering any. I may change my bet if more people bet fewer pts.

You can always change it before tipoff tomorrow.

 

[Shaboid]

Can @e_blazer and I do a picture for the over/under as a final send off to that game?

 

[theprunetang]

GPII accidentally "thugs it out" in his underwear during an NBA game.

Over - all in.

May change later.

 

[Chris Craig]

Can @e_blazer and I do a picture for the over/under as a final send off to that game?

Sure.

 

[swish3]

Gary: This is the home court I planned to come back to. I am fired up!

Over
100 pts

 

[Irish Trader]

Gary Payton light

All in bet it all under

 

[e_blazer]

GP2: “No, I didn’t choose this number to honor Dame, I chose it to show how much I contributed to the Blazers.”

All in:

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"And on the 3rd day, god gave GPII a shot of Toradol so he could rise from fake injury list."

Under- I bet 127 pts.

 

[Chris Craig]

Thugging it out.

Over

All in

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Under- I bet 127 pts.

(There may be a beer or two in it for you if I somehow come out ahead of SPD in the standings.)

Under- I bet 127 pts.

ALL YOUR BEERS ARE NOW MINE!

 

[Shaboid]

"The view from the blazers bench as the 2023 trade deadline came to a close."



I would like to wager all my points.

Also, fuck you GPII. Just for good measure.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

ALL YOUR BEERS ARE NOW MINE!

You're forgetting about the special congeniality bonus points that CC may award me.

 

[Chris Craig]

The winners of 2022-23 Caption Contest #82 are @HomerLovesKoolAid @SlyPokerDog and @Shaboid

Bonus Question Answer: Under (4 points)

Standings

@riverman - 469
@e_blazer - 420
@theprunetang - 420
@rotary111 - 340
@SlyPokerDog - 277
@swish3 - 265
@HomerLovesKoolAid - 260
@Shaboid - 161
@BassPlaya - 138
@TBpup - 136
@Whyachi - 74
@stampedehero - 71
@Irish Trader - 58
@andalusian - 49
@twobullz -47
@Stevenson - 38
@Terkish - 33
@DDolla - 25
@BlazerBender - 15
@HailBlazers - 9
@Hoopguru - 8
@Sloth - 8
@damianlillard - 7
@tykendo - 6
@SIeepwalker - 4
@mook - 4
@KingSpeed - 2
@Mediocre Man - 2
@BBert - 2
@beast crnjo - 2
@blazerfan11 - 2
@Cugel - 2
@MickZagger - 2
@Chris Craig - 2*

*Playing for fun

The winner of the 2022-23 season caption contest is @riverman. Congrats! I will PM you about your prize.

The Caption Contest will return!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Congrats @riverman!

You owe me beer, @HomerLovesKoolAid!

 

[riverman]

I'd like to thank the academy, the dog pound, Gary Payton's meds and the Warriors media for this one final push to win something this season! Thanks Chris for all your efforts to make me chuckle and thanks to all the posters that also make me laugh through a pretty sobering season! Go Blazers!

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Congrats @riverman!

You owe me beer, @HomerLovesKoolAid!

Booooooooooooo!!
I use The HCP as an agent to settle all my betting debts. He'll get back to you.