Every year Jay Thomas tells this story on Letterman. Since Letterman was on strike last year, I thought I'd post it. It's a great laugh. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KhB4kDwZu7M&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KhB4kDwZu7M&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>