OT Better sex logistics help road teams win more games

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  1. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/page/presents18969358/tinderization-today-nba

    “It’s absolutely true that you get at least two hours more sleep getting laid on the road today versus 15 years ago,” says one former All-Star, who adds that players actually prefer Instagram to Tinder when away from home. “No schmoozing. No going out to the club. No having to get something to eat after the club but before the hotel.”

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    trailblazer18 Well-Known Member

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    I saw this as well, interesting, but makes sense I guess.

    I wonder how many "shared girls" there are in NBA cities...
     
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    This is just nasty. Sloppy seconds, thirds, thousandths?
     
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    Probably saves money too. No need for a high priced hooker. (or a low priced stripper)
     
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    NBA just picked up what MLB players have been doing for years. Nobody travels more than baseball players and they can't afford to get caught out partying all night long. Derek Jeter supposedly had a special gift basket made up for his conquests when they left his pad. "Yeah Jeets!" "Yeah Jeets!" I'm sure he would have gotten even more ass if he'd have had Instagram. Although I don't know if that was humanly possible.
     
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    oldfisherman Unicorn Wrangler

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    Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Nurkic calls this "a slow Tuesday."
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I can't imagine Tinder would work out anyway. If you were swiping through and you saw a picture of someone like Scarlett Johansson or Jennifer Lawrence, would you actually believe it was them?
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    There are verified profiles on Tinder.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I knew a groupie in college. She would be available for her regular guys, few NFL players and a few NBA players (including an ex-blazer)
     
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    These poor girls are in for a lonely future. After fucking their way to retirement these professional athletes will find a nice girl to settle down with. This will be about the time these hoochies are losing their looks and...oops, probly shouldn't have boned 10,000 dudes while you were pretty enough to land a good husband.
     
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    oldfisherman Unicorn Wrangler

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    Hmmm.

    What makes you think that AFTER some of these pretty girls eventually find good husbands, they stop boning other guys? Especially rich ones that make them feel special?

    My point is, some of the groupies are married.
     
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    Some of the players too. PLayers can be playas.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Too True. I was "hanging" out with a girl here just recently who stopped hanging out with me because she started getting with NBA players when they are in town. I got cucked by the NBA. Lost out on a Saudi babe.
     
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    Yeah, I forget if this girl was Latino or Middle Eastern....she had huge titties though.
     
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    I hear stories about current players too. Its so fucking boring in Portland a bunch of them just pull up to house parties where people are hanging and fuck the girls and leave. Like suburban tualatin chicks that are barely in college or whatever.

    Weren't there a bunch of photos of Rudy Fernandez getting turnt up with some HS girls back in the day at house parties?
     
  16. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I'd share the girl's name to figure this out, but that feels super sleazy. I'll share initials: RFJ.
     
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    nah. this girl is in LA. she was pretty smart too. shit, i should look her up on FB.
     
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  18. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Get on it.
     
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    When I lived in CO and lived with a stripper for a few years, I had to deal with her heading ( i remember specifically) to the all star weekend in Phoenix one year and talking about how she hung out with Magic Johnson and my friends and I couldn't believe it was true... until she showed me a picture. Pretty sure she was banging half the NBa down there too...
     
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    I would but I don't remember her last name. Plus I can't imagine she turned out well at all because she was kind of thick in a good way back then and that was like 20 years ago.
     

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