It might be a long year of basketball on the court so I want the team to have some fun with it. My idea is this; have George Shea do Blazer player introductions. Here is a clip of what he can do. Recommend you listen to this on your stereo and crank it up;
"at guard, wearing the letter O, he still lives at home with his mother and drinks like a fish... Damian Lillard!"
"Hes a decedent from Nigerian kings, his name stereotypes him as someone who will drop a dunk-bomb on a great white American center, wearing a sideways infinity sign, Al-Farouq Ajiede Aminu!"
"He's NEW to the squad.......and we're not quite sure who he is, which position he plays or if we intend to keep him......... Introducing....... THAT GUY!!!!!!" wooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! *smattering of applause*