Blazers Playoff Record

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  1. DDolla

    DDolla Well-Known Member

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    Post LMA...Do you think the Clippers could have swept us with a healthy Paul and Griffin? If that happens our playoff record should be 0-12 For 3 straight years.
     
  2. BonesJones

    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    Bruh..... what are these threads....

    We won Game 3 against the Clippers. They got hurt in Game 4.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    What if UFOs abducted all of our players and gave them anal probes before each playoff series?
     
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    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    Then we wouldve played the same.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Only someone who has enjoyed an UFO anal probe would say something like this.

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    Reep Well-Known Member

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    ewwwwww. You couldn't come up with a less disgusting example than that?
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    THAT IS LESS DISGUSTING THAN OUR PLAYOFF SERIES AGAINST THE PELICANS!
     
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    Good point. Probably less painful too.
     
  9. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    And if we had never had any problems with Oden's or Roy's knees, we'd still be winning many many games every year. Every team has accidents and we've had more than our share.
     
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    No they couldn't. Series was tied 2-2 when they went down. And if Roy and Oden were healthy, Clips would've been swept.
     
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    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

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    That would have made quite the intergalactic series for sure!
    To be swept in space.... the story of the Blazers on he road.
     
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  12. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    I went to the beach last Sunday. Ate lunch at the Shiloh Inn in Seaside overlooking the beach at the turnaround. Suddenly the people in the table two tables away started laughing. They were looking out one of the several big picture windows toward the ocean. I looked to see what all the commotion was about. Didn't expect to see anything more extraordinary than the kid with the rainbow Mohawk hair do I saw strolling by earlier. I suddenly spied what they were laughing so hard about. There, on the beach, laying on two beach towels, were two of the fatest women with their backs facing the sky and their feet aimed at us and they were wearing string bikinis so tight that their asses looked totally bear. Suddenly the four of us at our table began to laugh out loud as did the elderly couple at the table next to us. Great place to dine if you want a spectacular view of the ocean and some real interesting entertainment. Food was awful. Service was slow. Not just slow but unbelievably slow. We waited an hour and a half to be served. And then the food was God awful.

    The view made up for the food. No, not the fat broads or the Mohawk dude, but the ocean.
     
  13. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Then we might have won
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Can one sweep in space?
     
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    Of course. You have never heard of Space Dust? It accumulates. ;)
     
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    I thought @HCP sunbathed nude at the beach.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    OMG, one of the fat chicks strongly resembled HCP. Could it have been? No, I won't even accept the possibility.
     
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    I feel like nobody got this.

    I was saying we played like we had a stick up our ass anyway. Lolz...

    :banghead2:
     
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