Blazers Waive Festus Ezeli

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  1. HolyBackboard

    HolyBackboard 2 Hot 2 Stop It

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    Guess no one wanted a salary they could buy out for $1M in a couple of days. So $7M plus a $1M buyout for not one single game played. Where do I sign up?
     
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    We might be able to work a deal for you, but first we're going to have to put you on the rack and stretch you out to 7 feet and then surgically remove the cartilage from your knees.
     
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    Well, that closes the door on the option of trading FEEC for something of value. It was a long shot, but with so many teams looking to clear cap space before tomorrow, I was holding out a tiny glimmer of hope.

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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Let me know when you sign up, I'll not play a single game for you for a 1.5% commission...
     
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    Well that's not encouraging. Sad that we couldn't find any takers for that deal.
     
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    And yet he was still better than Meyers.
     
  9. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    The sad thing is that that is actually true.

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    Lame. At least cj yelled at him that one time.
     
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    Bulls released rondo, which was an even more appealing contract. Guess no one wanted cap space bad enough to give up anything
     
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    And with this, the Blazers off-season is complete...
    I don't anticipate any additional trades or signings (except for maybe 1 g-league contract)
     
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    #ShutTheFuckUpFestus
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Deal. I'd rather get the smash your bones and stretch them surgery than just a rack but whatever. I don't think I have much cartilage left in my right knee.
     
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    Brandonbodyman5000?
     
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    Can't say it was nice to see you Festus...never did...you'll make a great biologist
     
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    Festus brought veteran leadership, which manifested itself in the team's surge after the trade deadline.

    Good work, Festus. Shame you couldn't play. You'll always have a place in Blazers lore.
     
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Was he a better Blazer than Verijao?
     
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    When is he eligible to have his number retired?
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Yep, only he made MILLIONS to fuck up his body. I might be approaching a million bucks earned lifetime. Hmmmm
     

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