Forum Game Caption Contest # 37 @ Warriors

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by Chris Craig, Jan 3, 2017.

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Which is the Best Caption?

Poll closed Jan 7, 2017.
  1. I put my hand on my hip. When I dip, you dip. we dip. theprinetang

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%
  2. Dame: Yo wife told me she only sleeps with real Oakland men. selloutking

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    0.0%
  3. "Hey, Steph, do you have an extra mouthguard I can borrow?" e_blazer

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%
  4. Sing together now!....Heads, shoulders, hips... Dougnsalem

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Curry: Here come the sacrifical lambs offfered up for slaughter upon the alter of Oakland...oldfish

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Curry: Want to play HORSE after we're done? DAME: As long as there is no flopping. Sedatedfork

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. "You'll grow up someday Steph when you stop chewing on that thing like a bottle fed baby!" riverman

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%
  8. Dame: "I'm thinking of two numbers between 1 and 10!" Curry:" So help me if you say 3-1..SlyPokerDog

    3 vote(s)
    30.0%
  9. Whats up with the tall dude wearing the man bun?... Dame: ...I don't want to talk about it. LB

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. With your hands on your hips. You bring your hands in tight....Let's do the time warp again. barfo

    1 vote(s)
    10.0%
  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Rules: I will post a picture. Everyone gets a chance to post a caption. The captions with the most likes will get placed into a poll to select the winner. Each caption will receive two points, an additional point should it make it make the poll, and two more should it win.

    * captions do not have to be in by the time of tip off of, rather by the end of the game that the specific contest is for.

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  2. Orion Bailey

    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

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    Dame: you trying to pose like me? Poser....
     
  3. selloutking

    selloutking BALL DON'T LIE!

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    DAME : yo wife told me she only sleeps with real Oakland men
     
  4. Dougnsalem

    Dougnsalem not barf

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    Sing together now!..... Head, shoulders, hips.....
     
  5. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    CURRY: Want to play HORSE after we're done? DAME: As long as there's no flopping.
     
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  6. Dougnsalem

    Dougnsalem not barf

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    BURPEEEE POSITION..... BEGIN!....
     
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  7. Orion Bailey

    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

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    I thought you said you were funny?
    I only like things that are funny. lol

    But there IS a freeze going on, FYI.
     
  8. Dougnsalem

    Dougnsalem not barf

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    LAAAAAAAAAA MACARENA......
     
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  9. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    "Hey, Steph, do you have an extra mouth guard I can borrow?"
     
  10. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Announcer: "And the starting point guard for the 2017 NBA all-star game is..."
     
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  11. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    I already put a caption in, but now the caption that speaks to me is "Anything you can do, I can do better; I can do anything better than you"
     
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  12. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    So you came to a fork in the posting road and decided to take the path most sedated?
     
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  13. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Something like that. What I really wanted to post was "Yeah, I don't get @BigGameDamian 's posts either..." , but oh well I'm stuck with HORSE. Actually, this is one of the better pics for captioning. Nice job @Chris Craig
     
  14. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    "You'll grow up someday Steph when you stop chewing on that thing like a bottle fed baby....!"
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Lillard: "Hey Curry, I'm thinking of two numbers between 1 and 10."
    Curry: "So help me if you say 3-1 I'm kicking your ass."
     
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  16. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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  17. oldfisherman

    oldfisherman Unicorn Wrangler

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    Curry: Here come the sacrificial lambs offered up for slaughter upon the altar of Oakland.

    Dame: I’m shoving the ball up your kilt, to the hilt, and when we win this floor will tilt.
     
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  18. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    I like it, but that's more of a novella than a caption.
     
  19. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    HEY, MACARENA!
     
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  20. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I put my hand up on my hip. When I dip, you dip, we dip.
     

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