Forum Game Caption Contest #58 VS Warriors

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by Chris Craig, Feb 12, 2018.

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Which caption is best?

Poll closed Feb 17, 2018.
  1. Draymond pulls the animals, two-by-two, out of Noah's ass.

    16.7%
  2. That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face

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    0.0%
  3. Noah fakes the hike to quarterback Draymond with the old razzle dazzle move

    33.3%
  4. Midwife Green assists in the delivery of a brand new Spalding.

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  5. Noah: "Oops, I might need that."

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  6. That Draymond, always focused on loose balls.

    33.3%
  7. Out of my way fool. That basketball, no, this arena is mine.

    16.7%
  8. "Watch out !! Watch out !! Don't let it touch you !! "

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  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig The Dude Abides Staff Member Moderator

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    A goodbye present to Noah

    Post a caption for the above pic. After this game each caption will receive an initial 3 points and 2 additional points should it win, for a total of 5 possible points. A caption wins if it gets the most points. Should their be a tie, then there will be multiple winners. Only your first caption will count towards points. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Please consider the length of your captions, as longer captions may not fit in the poll, and may be subject to being shortened or cut off. If you have any questions about the caption contest or your standing score you can feel free to PM me.
     
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  2. trailblazer18

    trailblazer18 Record will be 14-5 after Nov. 24th.

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    Noah: "Oops, I might need that."
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    That Draymond, always focused on loose balls.
     
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  4. Chris Craig

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    Draymond: " Dammmmnnn, Vonleh's got back!"
     
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    stampedehero Play On>>>/ SRV

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    Out of my way fool. That basketball, no, this arena is mine.
     
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    barfo commie pinko... now with added syphilis! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Draymond pulls the animals, two-by-two, out of Noah's ass.

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  7. andalusian

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    So close. Should have gone British and said out of Noah's arse
     
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    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    Can Draymond even play with these lyrics stuck in his head:

    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
     
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    Played that single so much it broke when it first came out.
     
  10. Optimistic Bob

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    "Watch out !! Watch out !! Don't let it touch you !! "
     
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    Noah fakes the hike to quarterback Draymond with the old razzle dazzle move
     
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    Midwife Green assists in the delivery of a brand new Spalding.
     
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    Voting seems to be down in this game lately, like maybe 2 or 3 people only. Kind of a bummer cuz of the time you put into doing this each game Chris Craig
     
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    Also...... I used to think it was weird or bad form to vote for my own, but now (with only a few voters at all ) I vote for the one that makes me laugh the most..... even if it IS mine !! :)
     
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  15. Chris Craig

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    Poll is up!

    There will be a special Allstar Caption Contest posted tommorow. It will be worth more points than the regular games.

    The following caption contest vs the Jazz will be a bonus contest where you can bet your points on a bonus trivia question. I will have that posted early to mid next week...Blazers have 9 days off dang.
     
  16. Chris Craig

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    I think part of the reason voting is fown is my fault. I have been only putting the polls up for a day. I am going to put them up for at least 2 days, maybe longer if neccesary. This caption contest does take a nice chunk of time to do, but I enjoy it. And I am always looking for ways to make it better.
     
  17. Chris Craig

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    I don't encourage people to vote for themselves but, I am not your parents or the police. I try to vote for the funniest one as well, the one that makes me laugh the most, and is the most creative.
     
  18. barfo

    barfo commie pinko... now with added syphilis! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    A suggestion - why not just dispense with the poll altogether and use the likes directly as votes instead? Seems like that would be less effort.

    barfo
     
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  19. Chris Craig

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    I had considered that
     
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