Funny Caption That Picture Thread (Terry Stotts Edition)

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    Find a picture of Terry Stotts and post it here, and post your captions.

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    *Sigh* "Why the hell didn't that play work?"

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    *Farts*

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    "I'm gonna put Meyers in to score that last second 2."

    "But....coach, we need 3."

    "Shut up Damian!"
     
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    "I am so smart."
     
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    "Don't worry! I sent in Meyers for the 3 pointer!"
     
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    "Just keep shooting '3's no matter how cold you are. I don't have any other game plan so when you finally do get hot, I will look smart for staying with Plan A."
     
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    And the clipboard has the same play drawn on the front side as well..........
     
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    "Dammit, I said NO TIME OUTS!"
     
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    "Trust me Dame.....they'll never guess that lay-up play. They think we're gonna shoot a 3.....but nope!"
     
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    Stotts has a Meyers-gasm with 12 seconds left in a play off game.
     
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    "Look....I know you've scored 24 points so far. That's why I'm going to bench you for the entire 4th Quarter and put Napier on Towns."
     
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    Terry Stotts is: Full Mental Alchemist.
     
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    "Which one of you can brick the most shots?"
     
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    "I will not allow other coaches to get into my Mind Palace."
     
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    "Hey! Damian! I have a NOSE!"
     
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    Believing himself to be the 11th Doctor (Matt Smith), Terry is unaffected after a loss; knowing he can use his Tardis to change the outcome of the game at a later time when I he thinks of the right play.
     
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    "The losing culture shall endure for one-thousand years!"
     
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    That doesn't stop you from adjusting, you fucking fool.
     
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