OT Coronavirus: America in chaos, News and Updates. One million Americans dead and counting

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ko...-covid-brazil-variant-reported-in-oregon/amp/

First case of COVID-19 Brazil variant reported in Oregon

 

No-one will remember the Texas grid melting once the Covid cases rise... and Ted Cruz wanted a vacation at the Mayo Clinic - so this works on so many levels.

 

Two weeks to flatten the curve.

 

Dumb, dumb, dumb, this is going to cost lives.

 

And you don't have any children in college.

 

If the majority of the population gets vaccinated by summer, people have enough assistance to hold them a little longer, the economy and normal life start to return, those are good things. Good for us but also a political win for Biden administration. So Moscow Mitch has to block action in Senate and Republican governors sabotage. 500,000 Americans have already died, what's a few more if you can own the libs?

Don't tell me they would never be so cynical after four years enabling Trump to get tax cuts for the rich and right wing judges.

 

https://www.npr.org/sections/corona...ide-dutch-coronavirus-testing-site-police-say

Explosion Outside Dutch Coronavirus Testing Site, Police Say

 

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We got our Pfizer in the arm this am and it amped me up to where I told the wife, hell lets go to Costco. I never want to go to Costco. Im suspicious as hell now?

 

Managed to win the pharmacy roulette game and score a couple of first doses for me and my wife through Albertsons/Safeway. Don’t think I could be more pumped by hitting the jackpot on the one-armed bandits.

 

Dude, John Mellencamp says he used to smoke four packs per DAY. Ugh.

 

Did you know Costco is a major holder of Pfizer stock?

 

I averaged half a pack of cigarettes a day for one year. I quit about 45 years ago when I realized this was really stupid.

 

That explains it, on the questionnaire it asked if I like to shop Costco and I relied NO.
I even feel compelled to go there today! Im sure they inserted a nanobot in me that changes my view towards Costco. If it was Cabelas or Sportsman's Warehouse Im good with it.

 

I had recently gone through a very very harsh divorce and probably didn't give a shit until sanity slowly came back.

 

You're not supposed to know about the nanobots. Those are strictly top secret known only to Qanon. Your eyes are getting drowsy, you are now asleep and can only hear my voice. You will now forget anything you know about nanobots and have no memory whatsoever about them. When you awake you are a chicken and will walk like one.

 

Excuse me I must get to Costco before all the boneless chicken thighs are gone. Buzzard bait!

 

So, you've heard the one about the rooster that screwed everything in the barnyard. One day he is upside down, obviously dead. The farmer says "I knew that would get him sooner or later". The farmer stoops to pick up the rooster to go bury him and the rooster buts one of his toes to his lips and points to the sky and says "Shhhhh, vultures."

 

I've heard from my local MAGA representative that not wearing a mask when indoors in a highly crowded and noisy place such as a bar will make you immune from Covid-19.