OT Coronavirus: America in chaos, News and Updates. One million Americans dead and counting

and he surrounds himself with only the smartest and the finest.

 

Trump: "Hold my beer"

 

Task force updated, no questions and walked out.

 

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Trump Says To Drink Lots Of Water, Media Reports He Told Everyone To Drown Themselves
April 24th, 2020

WASHINGTON, D.C.—At his press conference last night, President Trump told everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water.

"Water's tremendous, very powerful stuff," he said. "You won't believe the things they can do with water. Water balloons. Water slides. Water beds. It's amazing. You can freeze it and make ice, I'm told. Ice is great for lots of things. Ice cream. Ice cubes. Igloos."

"Anyway, drink water."

Horrified journalists scrambled to warn Americans not to drown themselves in their pools and bathtubs.

"Trump says water is good -- but this is very misleading," said Rachel Maddow. "Did you know that water kills many people every year? These dangerous, unhinged remarks from the president could cause many to drown themselves. Plus, do you know what's hidden in water? Sharks. This president wants you to die from a shark attack!"

Representatives for various bottled water companies quickly released a statement distancing themselves from the president's remarks and warning everyone not to submerge themselves in the ocean for minutes at a time.

 

ambulance chaser!

 

Current stats by State. Its a very disproportionate distribution. I'm sure when they break it down further, it will show something like that 90% of the cases are in 10 cities or so in the United States. Haven't run the numbers, but I'm sure that it will end up being something like that.

Primarily Northern Eastern and Central states are being hit. Places where there are larger city centers and metro areas.

 

Desperate times eh?

 

More worthless drivel from the driveler in charge. Wonder why he didn't want to take questions today?

 

Man Just Buying One Of Every Cleaning Product In Case Trump Announces It’s Coronavirus Cure

EVANSTON, WY—Throwing bottles of bleach, ammonia, and Drano into a cart at his local grocery store, area man Troy Mitchell was reportedly stocking up on one of every cleaning product he could find Wednesday in case President Donald Trump announces it is a coronavirus cure. “I got toilet bowl cleaner, carpet cleaner, Swiffer WetJet refills—you name it—just so me and my family will be ready if the president announces one of these things can treat Chinese virus,” said Mitchell, indiscriminately throwing containers of laundry detergent, Scrubbing Bubbles, grout whitener, steel wool, Febreze, Tilex mold and mildew remover, and laptop screen wipes into the cart, the contents of which rang up to $2,513.67 at checkout. “I’m not getting caught without some oven degreaser should Trump say it’s going to save us, so I better go ahead and grab me a bottle. After this, I’m hitting the hardware store to pick up a 5-gallon bucket of roof sealant to make sure I’m prepared in the event that turns out to be what gets rid of the Wuhan. Could just be 10 or 20 squirts of Windex into each nostril. You never know what might work in a pinch!” At press time, neighbors confirmed Mitchell had been found unresponsive on the floor of his bathroom with several empty aerosol cans of Rust-Oleum wax-and-tar-removing solvent by his head.

 

Well, yeah... It’s a satire site. Haha

 

I would assume so since you don’t read anything before commenting.

 

Derp derp

 

so now you're going to go the insult route, lol. I'm winning!

 

Trump probably blames the fake news media on the walk out/ no questions. Saying it's there loss.