Crabbe's girlfriend wont see him again after using Walmart brand pasta

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10.3 PPG | 13.1 PER36 PPG | 0.7 VORP | 10.5 PER

On top of this he's super thin skinned on Twitter. Call him out *you're blocked* Don't even bring up his ears - *blocked AND reported*

Of all the players getting real minutes only Meyers sucks more.

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Gonna have to give you a like just for the chuckle worthy title . . heh heh



"Every year thousands of Crabbes are dying from unsuccessful mating rituals. Your donation of just as little as $18,000,000 dollars can change the life of a Crabbe. The means to provide non-Walmart pasta can make a world of difference. Won't somebody think of the Crabbe's?""

 

Still wants Teh Soup Juggler.

Not.

Swayed.

 

This is what's wrong with the cap rising $24M in one year. It should have never happened, these things have to be gradual and players need to get contracts they deserve, not some inflated shit just because they happen to be in the year of extension exactly in 2016 when the cap is going wild. It sucks for players who extended in 2015 and 2014 even more. The system in NBA is really unfair and does not reward the best players at all.

It won't even happen this year, players won't be getting these mad deals because the rise will only be $10M - $12M which is not that obscene (still higher than normal).

 

Crabbe should play the 3

 

He's become useless without ET.

 

I said this was a ridiculous signing from the start. We'd have been better off just signing a true one trick pony sharp shooter. Guys like Luke babbit and Kyle Korver make less than 1/3 of what crabbe makes.

 

Hasn't been great this year, don't think it will be that hard to move his contract this off season.

 

Wow, I checked and you're right. Korver takes in a third of Crabbe. That's not even a snack.

 

The team still needs a backup PG. CJ plays it but isn't terribly efficient at orchestrating the offense. With Turner (when healthy) in the starting lineup Shabazz should be getting more PT at the point with the 2nd unit... Either that or 2 of Dame, CJ and Turner need to be on the floor at all times.

 

Kyle Korver, one of the greatest shooters in the history of the league, who is once again leading the NBA in 3FG%, has never made more than $6.76 million in a season. Korver is, of course, known for his shooting, but he's also a better rebounder, better passer and plays better defense than Crabbe. He's just flat out a better player. He is currently making $5.57 million. Crabbe makes 3.2x as much.

Luke Babbitt is a much more Crabbe-like 1-trick pony. He is currently making $1.227 million. You could fill a entire 15-man roster with Luke Babbitts and it would cost you less than one Allen Crabbe.

BNM

 

He's got himself a dream killer.

 

Why did we NOT sign Gerald Green to a cheap multi year contract instead?

 

Why didn't we sign Gerald Green? I would have told you we should sign Gerald Green, I tell you many things, I told you 2 of Dame, CJ and Napier should be playing the entire game (Turner is a SF and so is Crabbe). I tell you many things you don't listen to, I get a like here and there but if you want the team to succeed you really should do as I say much more often

 

At least she put away the dishes first! #QualityShawty

 

Looking at her she SHOULD leave him... WTF....

 

...is that what they call gold diggin' jersey chasers nowadays?!