Notice Dear Anfernee Simons,

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  1. Wizard Mentor

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    Dear Anfernee Simons,
    As you know, you're not quite strong enough, yet. You're going to have to face the Haters.

    But, how would you like to show them what's what?
    How would you like to earn a $100 million contact?
    How would you like a lavish shoe contract?
    How would you like 20,000 people chanting "MVP" when you go to take a Free Throw?

    It's actually quite easy, all you have to do is ONE thing. Just outwork this guy:
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    Outwork him in the practice floor. Outwork him in the weight room. Outwork him in the film room. If you do that, I can assure you that your dreams will all come true. Unfortunately, outworking this guy is not easy.

    It will take a lot of Time.
    It will take a lot of Energy.
    It will take a lot of Thoughfulness and Self-Reflection.

    Take the Challenge. Become Great.

    Sincerely,
    Blazer Fans

    #TrainSmartBeStrong
     
    Wizard Mentor, Jun 22, 2018
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    Not sure how many minutes will be available for Little Penny, but I can't imagine a better mentor/workout partner than Dame.
     
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    Dear Anfernee,

    Don’t suck ass and we will love you.

    - Blazer Fans
     
    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94, Jun 22, 2018
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    Dear Little Penny

    I beg you not to ever read this forum. 95% of these people are nutjobs and don’t think clearly. Must be the mold from thier mom’s basements. Work hard and ignore the haters. Oh, and Dame like 4 ice cubes in his cup of Gatorade and CJ likes his towels folded horizontally, not vertically.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Opposite of what I told your sister. #BAM
     
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    Jokes on you, I’m an only child!
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I just wasted a quality joke huh?
     
    THE HCP, Jun 22, 2018
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    Just edit it to say SlyPokerDog's sister.
     
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    Wouldn’t be the first time and it won’t be the last time.
     
    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94, Jun 22, 2018
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    If he outworked him, he'd probably die of exhaustion.
     
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    This explains so much!
     
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    Seriously, this is your response? What about going with, "My bad, but damn, your mom sure looks young."
     
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    Hire Meyers' wife to handle all of your social media accounts. Fuck these nerds.
     
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    Welcome to RIP CITY!!!!

    Remove the haters from your radar and stay focused on the goal!
     
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    Don't worry HCP. They drafted Simmons to play basketball...
    Your job as the towel/water boy(aka team bitch) is safe.

    BTW for the 3 on 3 tourney next month.
    I don't like any ice in my powerade.
     
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    You'll get used to the smell of patchouli oil eventually but the food carts are worth the risk
     
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    Dear Anfernee Simons,

    If you start a Hoop Family I would like to join.

    Love, Sly
     
    SlyPokerDog, Jun 22, 2018
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    No family is complete without a dog.
     
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    SHEEEIT! This kid will be bringing my bags to my room by the 2nd road trip! Always funny to see rookies faces when Dame introduces them to me and then informs them they are my bellhops!
     
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