Politics Dem Jesus announces run for president

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    He certainly has charisma and as such might be Trump's biggest threat. Say what you want about Trump, the man has charisma and appeal to a lot of people that would never be willing to look at someone with his record and behavior. If you give them an alternate candidate with charisma but without the baggage...
     
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    Beta O'Rourke
     
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    I'm disappointed in you. Beto O'cuck would be much funnier.
     
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    THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE (ALTHOUGH HE PROBABLY HAS TEH CUCK)
     
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    Well see, you like to use "cuck" as a catch all be all insult for liberals/progressives, and he is the poster child for the liberal wing of the party (though truthfully, I don't know if that's true really, but for the purpose of this post let's say it is).

    So therefore, using "cuck" in his name would be clever, and Cuck O'Rourke doesn't make as much sense, nor does Cuck O'Cuck. So I went with Beta O'Cuck.
     
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    He's young. He's handsome. He's a lefty. He's Beto Trudeau!
     
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    I could also use soy, but it doesn't fit into his name, just like "Cuck" doesn't make sense with the last name Rourke. Beta is the pre-cuck diss for the low testosterone set, so I went old school.
     
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    Cuck and Rourke both end with the hard CK sound, you ninny!
     
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    Leave this to the professionals.
     
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    I'll have a database of appropriate terms to name each of the dem nominees.
     
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    Like all other democrats running for president, I will choose to pay attention to him if and only if he wins the primary. Call me in 15 months.
     
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    I always figured you for a Republican, and I definitely never expected you to run for President.
     
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    and then vote for Trump.

    MAGA!
     
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