I feel like that episode of GI Joe, where the good guys team up with the bad guys to fight drugs. The Lakers are the drugs here.
So follow me here: The Lakers fuck the Pelicans by signing Rondo. To do so, they renounce Randle. The Pelicans respond by signing Randle. To do so, they renounce Cousins. Cousins signs with the Warriors. To fuck the Lakers.
Yeah but we're gonna get Drayton Green, Keith Durant and LeMar James to go with Seth Curry. Suck it NBA