*DISCLAIMER* This is not to be considered realistic in any way. One of my favorite games to play with friends. I will start of with one that shouldn't offend anyone. Gary Busey, Steven Seagal, Charlie Sheen
Pick 3 people, one you would like to have sex with, one you would like to marry, and one you would kill.
Gary Busey is sort of okay, Steven Seagal just might be the worst actor I've ever seen, even worse than Jean-Claude van Damme and Chuck Norris.
My wife, my wife and any of the Kardasian sisters. Check that, replace Kardasian sisters with the women on Duck Dynasty.
Kill Busey (he's almost there anyway), F Seagal (probably the "cleanest" of the 3), Marry Sheen (get me that 2 1/2 Men money).
Marry the Badger, kill the python (and bring it to my badger bride as a gift), and as in the other thread, the Jackals can go f themselves.
Le sigh... Wouldn't want to kill any of them, but if you're forcing me, I think I'd have to marry Supergirl, kill Wonder Woman, and get freaky with Catwoman.