For LaMarcus's first game back

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  1. julius

    julius Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I think the fans should all bring marshmallows to the game, and chuck them onto the court when he's introduced.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Wait, you want to fist Aldridge with marshmallows?!? I don't think I want to join but I would love to photograph it.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    How far can you throw a marshmallow though? I think that we'll need to pound sand into the center of the marshmallows.

    barfo
     
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    Like the Mariner fans do with dolla dolla bills and Arod?
     
  6. julius

    julius Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Hey, I can be a smart ass or I can spell correctly. I can't do both.
     
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    No fair, you fixed your title. You ruined my joke, YOU RUINED MY JOKE! :MARIS61:
     
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  8. julius

    julius Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    sly. ;)


    The problem with my suggestion is, you KNOW Portland fans are too soft to do that kind of shit. He should be pelted by 20K marshmallows.
     
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    Portland is know for having some of the most passionate, intelligent and classy fans in all of sports, I wouldn't want us to throw anything at a player.
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Beat LA chants for LA. The entire game.
     
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    I still think fisting him with marshmallows is the prudent thing to do.
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Might toughen him up.
     
  14. julius

    julius Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    If you want, just log into your fake account and agree...that way the team doesn't get mad at you.
     
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    Too bad they don't let you bring in food [emoji17]
     
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    Which one?
     
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    santeesioux.
     
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    Spud147 Mercy Mercy

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    I think he should be greeted like any other player from another team. He is not, nor will he ever be, a part of the Blazers family. He is nobody.

    I would, however, like everyone who owns a LaMarcus jersey to box them up and send them back to him. I don't need it anymore when he can't even acknowledge the Portland fans, I don't care what the franchise did to hurt his little feelings. Ultimately the only reason any of these players have jobs is because there are fans. We never meant anything at all to him... He doesn't deserve any special attention good or bad. He's just another player.
     
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    I'm going to do just that: send him the jersey C/O The Spurs.
     
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    send them to the Spurs, but only after you've wiped a babys ass with them.
     

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