Funny ...from Mom's mail

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  1. yankeesince59

    yankeesince59 "Oh Captain, my Captain".

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    DUHHHHHHH !!!


    ..."ass, fudge"....lmao.




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    Thanks Mom that's some funny Shit. :lol:
     
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    yankeesince59 "Oh Captain, my Captain".

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    More from Mom;


    IF WE ARE CONFUSED, JUST MAYBE VIEWING THE NIGHTLY NEWS MAY HAVE INFLUENCED OUR DECISION MAKING....CERTAINLY HAS SHAKEN OUR CONFIDENCE.


    I Used To Be A Normal Person

    As a man, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me “Privileged”, a racist & responsible for slavery.

    I am a fiscal & moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist because I plan, budget & support myself.

    I went to High School, got in some college, got a degree & have always held a job. But I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was “advantaged”.

    I am heterosexual, which according to “gay" folks, now makes me a homophobe.

    I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.

    I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which makes me a de facto member of the “vast NRA gun lobby”.

    I am older than 60, making me a useless eater who doesn’t understand Facebook, Instagram or Snapchat.

    I think & I reason, and I doubt much of what the “main stream" media tells me, which makes me a "Right-wing conspiracy nut”.

    I am proud of my heritage & our inclusive American culture, making me a xenophobe.

    I believe in hard work, fair play, & fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

    I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort - not freedom of outcome or subsidies which must make me a borderline sociopath.

    I believe in the defense & protection of America for & by all citizens, now making me a militant.

    I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let it fly, so I stand & salute during our National Anthem - so I must be a racist.





    Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure who am anymore! Funny - it all took place over the last 7 or 8 years! If all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with, now I don't even know which restroom to use… and I gotta go more FREQUENTLY.
     
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    I consider in hard paintings, fair play, & honest compensation in step with every person’s deserves, which nowadays makes me an anti-socialist.
    I believe our device guarantees freedom of attempt - not freedom of outcome or subsidies which should make me a borderline sociopath.
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    I trust inside the defense & safety of the united states for & by means of all citizens, now making me a militant.
    I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let it fly, so I stand & salute at some point of our national Anthem - so I should be a racist.
     
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    Mattingly23NY Turning Fastballs Into Souveneir's ~

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    ...Wuh ?
     
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    Mattingly23NY Turning Fastballs Into Souveneir's ~

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    The First and only post by this person.
    The other person hasn't posted since 6/22/2021, 1 of 3 posts.

    I'm with you 59, a big WTF.
     
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