I went to the Blazer game with @Jade Falcon tonight. We had seats up in the 300 level in row K. (Thanks for the ticket Jade!) Anyway, halftime is almost over and I'm coming back from the bathroom. I enter from the concourse and start to walking up the stairs to row K when I look up and see someone tumbling head over heels down the seats. Bouncing, flipping, row after row, hitting the seat backs and people, continuing to tumble down rows of seats. I'm just frozen watching as this guy finally flips lands perfectly in the only empty seat in this one row. Now my first thought was this was a fight, I mean for someone to fall down that many rows of seats they had to have been punched or shoved. But as I scan the crowd with my eyes I only see stunned people looking back down at the person who had just tumbled down multiple rows of seats. That's when I looked back at the person who had just fallen and realized.... It was @Jade Falcon! Holy fucking shit! I'm like dude, what just happened?!? Are you alright?!?! He's a bit stunned, eyes wide as saucers (which makes since because just took an hell of falls) and the first thing he says to me is, "have you seen my water bottle?" It was amazing, surreal, shocking, I'm not sure how to describe it. Anyway, his wrist and arm are fucked up but he soldiered through and watched the rest of the game. Apparently the girl next to him wouldn't move when he tried to exit the row and he lost his balance.
Glad you had fun bro. Oh, you should definitely sue. He's a total bastard. I tripped over my own awesomeness. That's nothing you would know anything about.
Is America's Funniest Home Videos still on? @HCP if you can get the arena security video I will cut you in for part of the prize money.
Especially if he leaves his dog shit on my doorstep again. Got a nasty jagged bruise on my arm about 2 inches long, with a small layer of skin missing below it (like a sunburn; no bleeding) and my hand hurts just above my wrist, where my wrist and hand connect. I'd take a picture, but that would require plugging in my webcam....and I'm too lazy for that. I'll live. I'm just glad I didn't land face first in somebody's beer. That would have fucked my evening up. I'm far better looking than him. Fetched it like a good dog. And I must say.....Sly's human form can fool many people.
