If the NBA was pro wrestling

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    kukoc4ever Let's win a ring! Staff Member Moderator

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    Great article.....

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    Ten minutes into Game 1 of the first-round series against the Wizards, Rose takes an off-balance jumper, lands awkwardly, and collapses on the court. The Chicago crowd goes silent, and the camera lingers on a shot of John Wall shaking his head solemnly as Rose is carted off the floor.

    But suddenly, Rose sits up on the stretcher and pushes the medical team aside. He starts back toward the court, limping at first but eventually straightening out his gait. He’s fine. The Bulls maul Washington, shut down the Hawks in Round 2, and then tough out a hard Eastern Conference finals against the Cavs in six games. During the series, a story leaks to the press that GM Gar Forman spent the All-Star break interviewing potential replacements for coach Tom Thibodeau. After clinching against the Cavs, Thibs goes to center court and invites Forman to meet him there. “I’ll give you two options,” Thibodeau tells his boss. “You can fire me right here, right now, or you can sign this 10-year, $100 million contract.” Forman grimaces and grudgingly signs the deal, and the Chicago crowd goes wild.

    Two weeks later, after the Bulls have defeated the Warriors to become the new NBA champions, Thibodeau is standing tall on the podium with the O’Brien Trophy. He goes to hand it to Forman and Jerry Reinsdorf but stops short and throws it on the ground. He pulls the contract out of his suit pocket, tears it in two, throws the pieces in their faces, and leaves Chicago to go run a White Castle franchise in Detroit, where the fast-food chain’s corporate offices name him franchisee of the month 39 consecutive times.
     
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    kukoc4ever Let's win a ring! Staff Member Moderator

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    I imagine this is how it would go down with Thibs cleaning house against Pax, Gar, Jen Swanson and Uncle Jerry (in drag).

     

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