OT Jason Maxiell slept with 341 women

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  1. Charcoal Filtered

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    Charcoal Filtered, Sep 16, 2018
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    Damn that motherfucker beat my record by ONE!!!
     
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    he said women, not "my left hand"
     
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    Did the mods change the title from Sheep to Women?
     
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    You were the 340th dude to sleep with your wife? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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    So weird that he counted. I have no idea whatsoever how many guys I've fooled around with in my life.
     
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    No, he got confused and thought Maxiell was talking about his place in line for The Mrs HCP. So he's still got to wait through 339 other guy's turns before he can finally gets his shot with her.
     
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    You slept with Jason Maxiell?
     
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    Such an oddly specific number. Maybe he bought them all Continental Breakfasts from the same hotel chain. Then when his accountant showed him the expense reports, "why all these Contental Breakfasts you keep buying?" At least Derek Jeter gave all his conquests signed memorabilia. "Yeah Jeets! Yeah Jeets!"
     
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    340 seems kinda low tbh, i heard Wilt started doing 3somes at one point just to jack up his stats.
     
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    But combined, you and I have him tied.
     
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    Ummmmm your math is a little off, Mrs HCP and your wife is two.
     
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    He said 341 women, not a 341 pound woman. Props on you tagging a 340 pounder though. Not sure what sex would look like for two people of your size, but guess there would be lots of snack breaks.
     
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    Across the NBA world, this is not a high number. At all.
     
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    It's not even a drunk number.
     
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    No that's the number of times your mom has screamed down to you in her basement to be quiet and turn down your "SEXY MOVIES!"
     
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