Okay so I read this joke recently and have changed the school's names appropriately Bubba had attended U of O for six years and still didn’t have enough credits to graduate. At the commencement, the student body began chanting, “Let Bubba graduate! Let Bubba graduate! The U of O president decided if Bubba could answer one question, he would graduate. The president said, “Here it is Bubba, one chance: What is nine times nine?” Bubba beamed and blurted out, “81”. A stunned silence followed, then another chant from the student body: “One more guess! One more guess!”