Just saw Noah

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    That part of the movie did actually make sense to me. It would have been weird to see Noah and family use the ark as their private meat buffet.
     
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    Chickens lay eggs. Eggs aren't vegan.
     
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    Noah put all the animals asleep with this magic incense stuff. There wasn't any chickens awake to lay eggs.
     
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    If he wanted eggs... You know.

    The producer is a vegan, so the message in the film was vegan.
     
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    its clearly the fascist hollywood jewish vegan illuminati pushing their libtard animal friendly nazi agenda
     
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    He makes one of Noah's sons gay and you're worried about what they eat, lol.
     
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    I thought it was wildly inappropriate for Noah to scream YOLO when the people came to beg at the door of the Ark.
     
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    One of the reviews I read the person was questioning why they made one of Noah's sons gay but I didn't really see that. He was just a kid with long hair. Hell, Jesus is shown with long hair. I didn't notice a gay thing with the movie. Not that there would have been anything wrong with that.
     
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    Everyone should see this movie. Sly was actually in it. He played the part of Methuselah.



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    well, if you are the last gay guy on earth, being gay would kinda suck
     
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    Anthony Hopkins was Methuselah.
     
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    Anthony Hopkins only plays Hannibal Lector in every movie he's in.
     
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    Saw it last night. Weird and entertaining.

    Question: Was Noah's plan that they all die, or just the babies? I say he had it in for them all, but my wife says just the tykes. Either way, we never expected a psycho Noah!
     
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    He was going to kill the babies and wanted the rest of them to just die off.
     
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    Just saw this movie and HOLY SHEEP SHIT. I actually really liked it but it was weird as shit. Any bible guys around here seen it? Im curious as to how close to the "real" story this was or where the interpretation came from. Psycho Noah, psychedelic drugs, giant rock monsters, evil Cane even eats the unicorns or thats what I assume he is munching on, this movie had it all! Geeze if church was nearly as interesting I might convert.
     
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    The true story is that Noah is resting up nicely from his offseason routine knee surgery.
     

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