Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by SlyPokerDog, Nov 14, 2022.
You've inspired me to write a Blazer Xmas carol:
Ankles, Cankles, and Tankles
...what's a tankle though?!
He must have died
Longest sprained ankle injury ever?
I think it got run over by a tank.
Tank goodness its not career threatening/ending!
Might be dealing with some tanker sores, too.
This is kind of how Winslow’s career has gone. Nothing new.
Or maybe he got caught up watching Forest Gump. I heard he’s a big fan of Tom Tanks.
And I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat...
It has been since Dec 21 when he injured the ankle. What is the present status? Is he practicing yet? At what level?
I wouldn't be shocked if this isn't even the longest absence for an ankle he's had in the last four years or so.
Someone actually said last summer that he would turn an ankle and would be out 40 games. I cannot remember who posted that but i sure would love to find it.
don't forget Micro-Frankle
Im moving slow asF today. Woke up with tankle sores on my feet.
I imagine that Neil would sign him to a 4 year contract if he was still the GM.
Caddy Shack quotes always work....
"Tanks for nutin!"
When did Olshey ever offer a big contract to an injured player? He let Collins walk.
July 8, 2016: Signed Festus Ezeli to a multi-year contract.
Imagine if somebody told you on Dec 21 his sprained ankle would be season ending. Everybody would be shocked lol
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