OT Lonzo Ball releases diss track on Lakers teammate Kyle Kuzma

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  1. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Ok, where the hell is the Around the NBA June 2018: thread???? I couldn't find one ans will probably get roasted by the forum police for starting a thread for this nonsense.

    Lonzo Ball releases diss track on Lakers teammate Kyle Kuzma

    So mods, if there is a more appropriate place for this, please move it there...
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    "Kylie Kuzma" lyrics by Lonzo Ball

    Who are you without ZO2?

    Just another dude with a bunch of tattoos

    You ain't got no shoe Nike wins, Kuz lose

    Claiming that I can't shoot, but all these words is hitting you.

    Boy you talking crazy, why you try to play me?

    You ain't on my level, you ain't famous as my baby

    I'm working out daily, but I ain't posting it

    And I would never stop a workout just to post a pic

    They let 'em gas you up, thinking that you can't be touched

    Coming from the outskirts of Flint, boy you ain't tough

    Big Baller Brand getting bread, little Kuz is getting crumbs

    We thumbing through that money, look at y'all, y'all is playing with your thumbs

    Don't know who your daddy is, well your ass is getting sonned

    We both taking shots, the only difference is you ain't hitting none

    Usually do this s— for fun, but trust me boy I'm not the one

    If you the bullet, I'm the gun, If you the pot, I'm cooking some

    You want smoke, you can get it, dressing for attention

    Trying to be Russell Westbrook, you just honorable mention

    I killed you with a sentence, to me you just a peasant

    Triple Bs is independent, Kuz (???), can't reinvent it

    Cause you ain't got the people, and you ain't got the sources

    Put all your money in a Porsche, I dropped a check on horses

    You better join the forces, with them main enforcers

    Triple Bs is for the culture, your squad is a bunch of vultures

    I'mma stop, you losing focus, reason why you dropped your courses

    Need some more endorsements, one fleece, you think we didn't notice?
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    Yeah, I get that he's just joking around, but dissing Kuzma because he's never met his biological father seems pretty low.

    Well, that's a Ball for you. Keepin' it classy!

    BNM
     
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    This literally seems like something some 12 year old subarban kid came up with who had never heard rap before...
     
    TorturedBlazerFan, Jun 11, 2018
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    Cringe.
     
    BonesJones, Jun 11, 2018
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    Who would have guessed a Ball would be immature?
     
    e_blazer, Jun 11, 2018
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    Not about maturity it’s just... bad.
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    I’d say both.
     
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    Jokes or not, that's just low.
     
    Strenuus, Jun 11, 2018
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    Literally stole my post word for word.
     
    jonnyboy, Jun 11, 2018
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    I am not a Ball fan, at all. But..... maybe he's trying to lower his trade value to a #24 pick! :)
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    I thought we needed more shooters, not fewer.

    BNM
     
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    I can't wait until next season when he hits a shot late in the game and then taps his testicals while yelling, "It's Balls Time!"
     
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    We should trade for Kuzma. Get him away from that toxic family and franchise.
     
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    Especially now that he's been dissed so badly and his trade value is low.
     
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    Yep, especially when he was only the 3rd best rookie for lakers this year. He has the making of being another D'Angelo Russel being sent on his way.
     
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  15. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    It may be a long wait...

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    BNM
     
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    How does a point guard shoot 45% on such low numbers at the line? lol.
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    I predict a very Rubio like career - a starting PG on a crappy team who you have to bench in the 4th quarter as teams sag off him and dare him to shoot.

    The difference being, at least Bricky can make a FT.

    In 19 seasons, Shaq only shot worse than .451 FT% one time - and he was hacked mercilessly his entire career. Just imagine what a liability it is, especially in today's game, with the game on the line, to have the ball in the hands of a guy who misses 11 out of every 20 FTs he shoots.

    BNM
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Dat ** just played himself!
     
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    The beat was tight.

    That's it tho...
     
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