Funny Make America Date Again!

I took my wife out to the game last night. I think that should count as a date.

 

Just what every person needs in a partner.......a lying, cheating loudmouth with half a brain..........but then, I suppose anyone who has ever gotten divorced probably descibes their ex in those terms anyway........

 

If you have been on the dating apps, most liberal chicks are wacked out, bitter and unpleasant to be around.

 

Hey, it sounds like you've met my ex wife.

 

I prefer Tinder.

 

You meet the best girls outside bro.

 

I'm not looking for the best girls.

 

My good friend I work with is always on dating apps. He shows me all the matchups he gets, shares the conversations with me and I offer my input and provide second opinions. It's an interesting environment. Seems more like a disease and drama exchange to me, but to each their own. I was surprised at the number of married women who are on there "just to make friends" LOL. Sketchy mofos.

 

I was out with a girl once, she decided to show me how tinder is for girls.

Its a revelation. Girls have hundreds, if not thousands of matches of guys.

"hey"
"hi"
"how are u"

over and over again. It was fucking endless.

 

For sure. And unsolicited dick pics like a mf. I worked with a chick who was pretty straight-laced and said she would get dong shots on Snapchat quite a bit with no warning.

 

Finding a girl is like finding a job. If you don't have some sort of personal reference, good luck. I'm gonna leave the correlation there, as it gets pretty offensive and sexist if I continue.

 

Online dating has reduced real world competition for meeting girls in the real world. Most guys rely on apps and have no game at all. There is no competition.

 

Have you seen his mom? How did such a good looking woman have such an ugly son?