Merritt Paulson says he'd buy the Blazers

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  1. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    ...if Paul Allen sells them.

     
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  2. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    "Canzano," lol...
     
  3. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    How about he buys an Nhl/Nfl/Mlb team and moves them here?
     
  4. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    How about he kidnaps Jed York and doesn't let him go until he sells him the Niners?
     
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    BlazerBeav Well-Known Member

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    Man, must be nice when Dad's money can buy all those shiny toys.
     
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    How about he buy Canzano and lock him in a "safe"?
     
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  7. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    If people would just stop reading him/listening to him, he would go away.
     
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    Draco Well-Known Member

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    Nobody buys the Oregonian anymore. Does anyone listen to him? I remember his ratings were far below the 1080 station shows. With 620 being Blazers can't imagine he's improved since then.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    A couple of years ago while Paul Allen fought for his life, Canzano ran a hate campaign against Allen, claiming a secret group had told Canzano that they wanted to buy the Blazers. Did Paulson pay Canzano to do that?

    In a separate story, the Oregonian's parent company, Conde Nasty, had a little bad publicity months ago, about not paying interns.

    http://www.reuters.com/article/2014...rns-idUSL1N0UD1LE20141229#VbYTPmg55H2jmjdo.97
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I think people still read his crap on Oregonlive. I have no idea how they make money though.
     
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    I'd be interested, too. That's not quite the same as saying I'll buy the team, though.
     
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    Who is Merritt Paulson?
    And why should I care if he wants to buy the Blazers?
     
  14. GriLtCheeZ

    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    He owns the Timbers.

    Oh, and he's part of the Illuminati or some shit
     
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    Paulson doesn't have the kind of scratch it takes to buy the Blazers.
     
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    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Canzano literally has nothing to write about.

    Who gives of flying fuck if he'd hypothetically buy the Blazers.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I would be interested in buying the Blazers too.

    Would Paul Allen be willing to take payments?
     
  18. BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94

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    Pretty much this, he'd need other big name investors and/or go Green Bay with it.
     
  19. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    I'm down with this.

    In all seriousness, I don't think Merritt could afford the Blazers. I could be wrong though.
     
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    Ummm no. But if he did, the potential torrent of words to the fans and media would put Mark Cuban to shame. This is a guy who DOES NOT like being called out in public.
     
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