NBA Player who looks least like an NBA player?

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  1. Rastapopoulos

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    I nominate Chris Quinn.

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    Dontcha just want to tousle his hair with those big dumbo ears? He's adorable.
     
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    Michael Doleac.

    I think he has a medical degree of some sorts, but I'm not sure.
     
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    Rudy doesnt exactly look like an NBA player. But the guy sure knows how to kick ass on the court!
     
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    Brian Scalabrine [/end discussion]
     
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    HA!!!!!
     
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    Are you laughing or talking about the South Korean wunderkind?
     
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    Hmmm...4 guys named. 4 white guys.

    Chris Quinn is a legit non-NBA looking guy. I'll give you that. But Doleac? He's 6'10" and ripped. Fernandez looks like nothing but a basketball player. Scalabrini is 6'9" or something. Just because they're white doesn't mean they can't play basketball.

    Earl Boykins is the most obvious choice, though I don't think he's played this season yet.
     
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    Glen Davis aka Big Baby looks more like an NFL lineman than an NBA power forward.

    6'9'' - 290 pounds.
     
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    Actually Mario Chalmers doesn't look that much of an NBA-er either because he's so baby-faced and has no apparent muscle tone. (When Stephen (sp.?) Curry comes out of Davidson, he'll trump him though.) What with Chalmers and Wade Miami has the all-hamster backcourt.

    On that note, is it just me or is Wade looking ridiculously swollen-cheeked these days? I can't decide if he looks worse because of his goatee or if he's growing it to hide the fact. It's getting to John McCain proportions, and I hope not also for medical reasons.
     
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    Scalabrine is (well, looks) fat, unathletic, white and ginger. What's less "basketball" than that? He needs glasses, that oughta do it.
     
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    Matt Bonner
     
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    Great call...damn ginger kid
     
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    LOL @ your avi. Lamar Odom looks like he's taking a huge shit..
     
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    ^lol...Ive been thinking the same thing
     
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    He has gained some lbs this year as well..dude is a damn offensive lineman if you ask me

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    Taking is way back...... this truly [/endthread]
     
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    ...they're all taking a HUGE shit!!!
     
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    Popeye Jones: NBA player who most looked like Nosferatu.
     
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    End of thread
     
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    LMFAO at Robert Swift aka "tattoos dont make skinny tall irish guys look tough" and Oliver Miller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
     
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    It's no doubt Robert Swift.

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