Definitely need one that encompasses all his worst attributes, and how he screwed over this team. But it also can't be too cumbersome to type. Gonna require some thinking.
That it will. LaMarshmallow was always my favorite. He'll be LaPop's new whipping boy if he plays like LaMarshmallow, though. I never used LA or LAM, but I might go with LAME.
I didn't really hate the Spurs before, I've always been indifferent. Now I have a reason. I also hate Texas, in general. Maybe I'll call him Tex.