New Years Resolutions

Anyone got any good ones?

Mine are pretty generic; drink less beer and workout routinely. I feel like getting them on record here might help keep me accountable, but probably not. I don't like going to gyms so I bought some adjustable weight dumbbells on Amazon, got them today.

 

Fuck bitches, get money.

http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/new-years-resolutions.227260/#post-2921736

 

I want to use my nutribullet more. Do at least a green smoothie per day. Do some meal prep and actually hit the gym consistently I haven't gone in years.

Listening to more audiobooks on audible.com.

No more online dating, boots to ground from here on out.

Network more.

 

Shit, I totally forgot I have a nutribullet. If you know of or find any good smoothie recipes, let me know. I think I'm gonna order some flavorless protein powder and maybe some creatine. I meal prep burritos occasionally, they're the simplest for me and I'll pretty much put anything in them.

 

I usually just do spinach/kale + random fruits + cucumber or celery + chia seeds or flax seed. I'll try out more. I just got a thing that makes zucchini noodles

 

Does a nutribullet grind the seeds well? I've never really had chia or flax seeds but that sounds like a good addition.

 

Yeah and they sell these premixed blends now too that has stuff like coconut and cocoa nibs

 

I usually have goals not resolutions. So for 2016 it is my goal to replace this company that I've been working for, purchase a new car, and finalize my divorce.

 

Well, I'm running another marathon though I'm having trouble getting motivated again. What a project that was last year. I also want to get into magic and stand up comedy. I gotta get a job too. An acting job, that is.

 

How was your tinder date last night?

 

Drink more beer, masturbate more, become master of time and creation.

 

I'd have put the beer last

 

Good luck!

 

you really need to be the liason between Portlandia and the Blazers...a regular skit..hire Dame's agent

 

I refuse to give up anything..that's my resolution

 

1) Keep outworking everyone in my school and work with regards to all things winemaking.

2) get back to losing weight. Not a bunch needed anymore, but it's much harder to lose 5 lbs now than 20lbs at my heaviest.

 

I ate like shit the past month so I'm going back on my diet so I can have a six pack ready for summer.

Also, hoping to open my own side business this year.

 

I see what you're getting at. It's probably not realistic for me to expect to accomplish all three of these.
Now that I think about it, I can't possibly masturbate more.

 

Ha! I don't think you quite understand how it works.