Noah Vonleh Undergoes Successful "Procedure"

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  1. Haakzilla

    Haakzilla Well-Known Member

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    Haakzilla, Aug 31, 2016
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    I was just about to post this. Doesn't sound like a big thing. At least it isn't part of a joint.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    How do you know nobody decided to roll a number containing the bone fragment?
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    You've never been high until you smoke some Noah Vonleh thigh bone. Good stuff.
     
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    Got some or hoarding that all to yourself?
     
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    Blazing a blazer... Sounds like a once in a lifetime experience
     
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    Portland pot shops should name their varieties after Blazers medical procedures.

    "I'll have some of the Roy's Second Arthroscopic Surgery"
     
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    "Ahhh... you mean the career ender! Righteous choice!"
     
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    Ahhh the meniscus. That's a ripper!
     
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    Walton's all natural

    Walton's broken foot

    Walton's broken soul

    Dank shit
     
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    He needs to successfully get his assvon the court. So does Ezeli
     
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    Nice!!!

    Oden's Kneecracker?
     
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    "Can I get some Raef LaFrentz Expiring Contract?"
    "Sure, that'll be 15 million dollars please."
    "Never mind."
     
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    Microfracture.

    It's a long grinder. Lays you out for a long time and you may never recover.
     
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    I assume all products would come wrapped in tin foil? And the label would include a yellow hummer?
     
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    Or maybe some Rasheed Wallace inspired EJECTED...guaranteed to be as harsh as the refs.

    Warning may cause temporary tourettes

    Not for use by Lakers fans
     
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    Bowie Tibiae is the dankest shit round, that'll fuck you up beyond repair
     
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    Now, some Lithuanian girnele will get you through. Not quite a career like that Oden stuff, just makes everything go in slow motion, or you in slow motion or something like that
     
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    That shit gives you munchies crazy...you'll gain like 30 pounds of fat like that...I've heard it makes you lazy too.
     
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