Official Blazers 2016-17 Season Haiku Thread

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  1. mook

    mook Lillard, CJ, Hark, Chief, Plumlee

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    Reply in haiku
    5 7 5 syllables
    Meyers MIP
     
  2. Orion Bailey

    Orion Bailey "Bug Man flies in for the verbal DUNK IN YO FACE!"

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    Huh? What is Haiku?
    I don't even have a clue
    Oh Please, teach the noob?
     
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  3. mook

    mook Lillard, CJ, Hark, Chief, Plumlee

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    Orion Bailey
    Exhibits Z-bo's judgment
    Learn the game then post
     
  4. Orion Bailey

    Orion Bailey "Bug Man flies in for the verbal DUNK IN YO FACE!"

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    Is that better @mook ?
    people nitpick all things now
    So strict around here!!!
     
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  5. mook

    mook Lillard, CJ, Hark, Chief, Plumlee

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    Oh that second line
    Rasheed Wallace work ethic
    Syllables don't lie
     
  6. Orion Bailey

    Orion Bailey "Bug Man flies in for the verbal DUNK IN YO FACE!"

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    Dammit ALL again!!!!
    Why Cant I Get this shit right?
    Cause I am White trash?
     
  7. mook

    mook Lillard, CJ, Hark, Chief, Plumlee

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    So much money spent
    Mo Crabbe Bieber McCollum!
    Oh and there's Stiemsma.
     
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    mook Lillard, CJ, Hark, Chief, Plumlee

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    First wasn't that bad
    This one is quite nice as well
    66%
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Fabio is in
    Opponents drive lane at will
    MM told you so
     
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    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

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    fishes drink plenty
    HCP twenty three wins
    fuck slypokerdog
     
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  11. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Preseason is Over

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    More balanced offense
    Means Dame's numbers will drop some
    But we will win more

    How about defense?
    Continuity will help
    But we'll still be meh
     
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    Lost to the Clippers
    There is nothing more to see
    Season is over.
     
  13. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Drink up!

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    Dame, CJ, and Crabbe
    Turner, Moe, Vonleh, Chief, Plums
    Festus, Leonard, Ed
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    A preseason loss
    King Speed sounds quite like Hudson
    Season over man

     
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    Rastapopoulos Vinegar snowflake

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    Won't attempt it, but this reminded me of the excellent movie Hunt for the Wilderpeople. If you haven't seen it, check it out. (By the director of What We Do In the Shadows, featuring the mother from Housebound, both also excellent New Zealand movies.)
     
  16. Orion Bailey

    Orion Bailey "Bug Man flies in for the verbal DUNK IN YO FACE!"

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    Dutch bros up the nose
    to prevent spray on keyboard
    man that made me laugh!!!
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    He calls for the ball
    Releases the shot, IT'S GOOD!
    Point 9, bitch! We Win!
     
  18. Dougnsalem

    Dougnsalem not barfo

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    Big waste of my time
    I sucked at Haiku in school
    See? And I still do.....
     
  19. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Drink up!

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    Durant joins Curry
    Golden State's a "Super Team!"
    I like our chances.
     
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    Dougnsalem not barfo

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    Defense sucks. Don't fear.
    Uncle Festus is now here.
    Sixty wins be near.
     

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