Olympic Athletes are having sex with each other. Right now.

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  1. GMJ

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    Geekologie
     
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    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    I knew someone that had a goal of getting citizenship with another country with the hopes of being able to make the Olympics for a rowing event. He figured he'd be done quickly with his race and then spend the rest of the time picking up horny, athletic young women.
     
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    Kidd and Misty May. Why is that the first thing that came to my mind?
     
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    Jason Kidd
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    Jason Kidd's nuts.

    Make your own joke.
     
  5. NJNetz

    NJNetz BBW Banned

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    I'm sure Phelps is taking full advantage of his fame, right now.


    Wouldn't be surprised if Lebron and Kobe were getting something on the side, too.
     
  6. Jurassic

    Jurassic Trend Setter

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    LMAO. I hope that Kobe knows better by now. Coach K however.......
     
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    ghoti A PhD in Horribleness

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    Why would these guys need the Olympics to get laid?
     
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    NJNetz BBW Banned

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    Where did I say they need the Olympics to get laid?
     
  9. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    Haha, sweet. I want to become an Olympic athlete.

    Get ready for pegs, champion ping-pong player, champion fast walker, and champion of sex.
     
  10. DynastYWarrioR6

    DynastYWarrioR6 JBB SmurfY

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    Will this be televised live? Cause then you can tap into TWO industries there.
     
  11. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    Straight sex with females, to clarify.

    I would straight up own the Olympics. I don't think they'd televise, it might get out of hand, if you know what I'm sayin.
     
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    I doubt they would have a little league championship for sex.
     
  13. Jurassic

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    I don't want to offend anyone, but I can't help but wonder if they give out condoms at the special Olympics as well. LOL.
     
  14. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    Which is why you and Yinka would never be able to participate!
     
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    The Return of the Raider Active Member

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    heh, they probably would just blow them up as balloons and laugh.
     
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    lmao that would be the best thing ever.
     
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    Master Shake young phoenix

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    A masturbation joke, funny :rolleyes:
     
  18. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    Wait, what?
     
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    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    isrus Go Devils

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    What does that guy have to do with the thread? ;)
     

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