Portland Ken; AKA "Really Tan Ken"

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  1. Jon

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    Jon, Oct 25, 2016
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    You seriously couldn't not notice this dude. He's our Ken Bone.
     
    PtldPlatypus, Oct 25, 2016
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    I remember him from the playoffs last year when CP3 crashed into his girls lap. He patted CP3 on the back as he got up, much to the chagrin of the Clippers training staff.
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    He looks EXACTLY like my ex-wife's divorce attorney. Fuck, it's probably him - or maybe a guy who sold me a used car back in 1983. Did anyone notice if he was wearing a white belt and white dress shoes?

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    I noticed him, too! He reminds me of aa magician you'd see at Circus Circus in Reno or something to that effect.
     
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    Wayne newton
     
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    I dub thee "The Tan Man"
     
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    Filipino Wayne Newton
     
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    Ron Sloy is the name. What a panty-dropper.


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    Yeah, I grew up and am friends with his niece. He was pretty close with Jerome Kersey. Rich dude. Always has those seats. Yes, his brother also has a fake tan and is in fact named ken. Go figure
     
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    I was going to post that.

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    Hate to derail the thread, but it might have actually been this guy:
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    What a bunch of jack asses. They get paid millions for that?
     
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    Heard some really sketchy stuff about this guy..... not going to share here.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    PM me details! Maybe I blackmail him into fixing my transmission!
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    TV Evangelist?
    I actually started to feel bad for the guy during that segment. They were brutal to him.

    Sympathy abated.

    BNM
     
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