Forum Game Preseason Caption Contest #4 @ Kings

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    Simply post a caption for the above picture. There are no points for the preseason caption games. I will decide the winner after the game
     
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    Meyers to himself: Why is no one guarding me? Should I shoot? Why is no one guarding me?
     
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    Meyers: "This is how Jabar did it, right?"
     
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    Thanks man. Now I have to imagine an aging Bridgitte Bako dry humping Meyers while Enya plays in the background.
     
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    You're welcome. Odd though. That is almost the exact image I had in my head. There was a cut scene afterwards to an old alcoholic David Duchovny reading the story on a Kindle in an Airbnb room. A single tear drop running down his cheek. And scene.
     
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    Minds that grew up on Showtime Late Night and Skinamax think alike. But seriously, my friend, is Shannon Tweed not still insanely hot for her age?
     
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    I don't know. She has a bit of that Joan Rivers plastic surgery lion-face going on.
     
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    'Statue of Liberty' lesser known sister - the 'Statue of Limited Ability'
     
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    The winner of preseason caption contest #4 is @e_blazer
     
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    How did eblazer win? My caption crushed it.
     
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