I watched this earlier today and realized that I had carnal relations with one of the girls in the background. Portland is small sometimes.
I see the humor but she is part of the portland community and this could actually get back to her. Best to delete the pic, not worth the joke. in my opinion
Donald would've swatted that sumbitchin' bird into oblivion! Ted Cruz would've had sex with it. Ben Carson would have stabbed it with a knife, only to have the birds beak block the blade.
(and then it would've been blown out of proportion) "what bird? I did not have sexual relations with that bir....OOOOH, you're asking Hillary"
Donald Trump - "Get that bird out of here. Some of these birds are doing bad things. Someone should punch this bird in the face. "
Donald Trump - "I say we build a wall, no a cage. Build it all around the United States and put a net on it, a net that shocks birds when they try to get through it... We'll call it The Birdcage."
and then Norm McDonald would walk through the doors dressed as Col. Sanders, offering all the supporters free chicken.
I dug a hole, and barfed on the beach, I dug a hole, and barfed on the beach, I dug a hole, and barfed on the beach,
"I will gladly play your doctors bills, if you get the bird flu. There isn't a better candidate in the field, than I am, when it comes to knowing about birds. Check out these hands, my cock is huge"
"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot a bird, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible."
"that bird is a total low energy bird. it's no wonder the cat caught it and ate it. I'm totally OK with that cat finding that birds nest and eating its babies and spouse. We have to make America bird shit free again"