OT Shawn Kemp to co-host party celebrating Thunder missing playoffs

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    SlyPokerDog, Apr 17, 2015
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    hahahaha that is awesome!
     
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    Ah the sweet tang of comeuppance!

    'Tough Sh@t' OKC!
     
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    I think my wife watches that show. 19 kids and counting or something like that.
     
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    Religious types ridicule Shawn Kemp for having been sexually loose. He supports all his children financially. He is the nicest, most helpful personality. He stays extra hours at his many public speaking events to answer all questions and sign all requested autographs. He was the most talented Sonic in history and took them to the Finals. His former teammate Gary Payton shows up at events, puts in 10 minutes afraid of the crowd, jumps into his limo, and says, "Home, James," leaving the children who want autographs crying and the adults angry that they came.
     
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    Anyone remember the last second double pump long 3 that Anthony Davis made for the Pelicans' against the Thunder to win a game in February? Essentially that win put them in the playoffs over the Thunder!

     
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    Why would people have anything against Shawn Kemp? So he got around. He was one of the biggest pro athletes of his time. Of course women are going to follow him around looking to jump on his pole. Karl Malone had a basket of kids BEFORE he got into the NBA and nobody said shit. Now Calvin Murphy on the OTHER HAND, that's a bad father!
     
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    He was doing so much cocaine while a Blazer that his teammates thought he was going to die.
     
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    And they complain about being in a small market.
     
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    Being an international port Portland has always had great cocaine.
     
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    Unfortunately smack too. There is a reason Cobain loved playing PDX.
     
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    Satyricon!
     
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    Courtney Love is the perfect Portland product. I remember when she came here to play with that Hole of a band she has. Fans threw shotgun shells on stage. Gotta love Stump Town!
     
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    I actually liked Hole back in the day, lol.
     
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    A Don Imus joke book title: "How To Put On Weight While Doing Massive Amounts Of Cocaine" by Shawn Kemp...
     
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    That's okay. I was so high for a couple of years I was grooving to 311.
     
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    Hahahaha!

    At least you didin't say Dan Reed Network.
     
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    She's a Tiger.... Tiger in a dress!
     
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