So you wanna Blazer rap? not some ratatatat blow me crap? The time has come to see who can throw down without a frown and who can have fun without havin to pull a gun, cause we aint down with that shit. Save that gat for the dimwits on the sinkin ship. Us true Blazer fans are he to stay, we may play, but with a ferociousness I must say, its no holds barred, golden glove charred, on the bbq for a few of you, got a clue? so you better watch your step or you be the one to get shunned, punned, head down feelin bummed...YO! Get set.... Go!
No need to explain in detail I don't throw big words to derail I kill ur attempt with knives of diss So back down before I get HCP to send u a kiss
Okay, I must admit, that was a bit..better Better butter it up a bit more, before I get bored Tell ya what, since your stuck Ill cum back, maybe on your back and see if your crack has truly spoke something whack... Or if your read is still some gradeschool crap...
One, two, three and to the fo' Sly Poker Dog and HCP are at the do' Ready to make an entrance, so back on up (Cause you know we 'bout to rip shit up) Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble North and South East Portland together, now you know you in trouble Ain't nothin' but a G thang, baaaaabay! Two loc'ed out G's so we're craaaaazay! Lillard is the point guard that drains threeeeees!
Grade school crap ain't as whack as the preschool shit you try and rap. It ain't no thang to win that spit game against some kid that tickles an old mans wang dang. I'll give you help cuz I feel for you preschool So I'll tell you how to man up and be real cool So ante up cuz I ain't free, don't try too hard or you get called for a T
I do not have the creative talent to rap, so I confess the entry submitted below was written by Buzz O'Words. Also, this is a modern version of a very old rapping style which is almost a lost art. Enjoy the history lesson, before it was known as rapping, there was Cowboy Poetry. Viagra and Beer Too much Viagra and beer. Too much Viagra and beer. My wife was out of town, I hit every club around. Each time I'd hope to find A horny woman here. Country Bob's was the last club that was open. Near blind drunk and horny, but I was still hopin'. A pretty woman gave me a glance, Smiled and said, "Nice pants. Honey, I'm ridin' if you're ropin'." A few hours later, I was in a Helluva mess She's still ridin' hard and screamin', "God, this is the best!" I was dizzy and light-headed. I had pains in my chest, But she wouldn't stop long enough to call EMS. When I came to, I was home in my own bed, Next to my lovely wife; and this is what she said: I picked you up at Country Bob's, my dear; And there's gonna be some changes around here. You were fantastic last night; So, I only think its right If I supplement your diet With Viagra and beer." Viagra and beer. Viagra and beer. She treats me like a king, Says I make her body sing; So, I'm happy on my diet of Viagra and beer.
Blazers...you haters put away your tasers You call me a Homer but y'all just fuckin' Gomers Season...you know the players got a reason Tanking for a rookie is the ultimate treason River..man just a treading in the water Stayin' all cool while the Gomers gettin' hotter Trade em...we haven't seen a game they've played yet Grass is always greener when the poster is a tweener
Im beginning to feel like a rep god, rep god HCP mows my lawn from front to back dawg, back dawg Now who thinks slypokerdog can slap box, slap box? I caught him eating out of the cat box, crap box
okay, no fame for any thang Ive read yet, but its the early bird here to speak the real word... So you say my raps from preschool while sucking your thumb rubbin yer bumm cause the depends cant hold all the brown runs... so id repent dont resent, no hate game, blame game, fake game just your number one A game. All these old timers thinking thier history is the end all when its just that... the end yall! time for some new times and some new rhymes with some quick dimes being dropped by the Straight Balla, our own Dame Dolla Maybe, just maybe, if we got game baby, he might make a front, show us whats up and drop a line that makes us all drop the mic and say, whoooa... Ive had enough...You won!
So I heard Dame don't care bout the L Train, riding Duncan's coattails be hella lame. Leaving the team that drafted you what a shame, goes to show u really don't trust yo game. Wes money finally living up to his name, got a contract fo sho make him fame. Mavs fans be prayin he don't go up in flames, Cuban be chillin wit billion bucks to drain. RipCity RapCity
They say pack your bags ya they mock and scorn. But i take a ride with mags on a fuckin unicorn. Some write off the season they even rank us last But I have a reason to believe ya I got rainbows out the ass So while your fan hood shrinks and waivers to and fro Just remember sheedfan said bitch, we goin eighty two and 0. Ya we lost lamarsha but we dont give a fuck It's secretly a blessing because everything "L.A." sucks.
Rap beat gives me a headache all day Put your poems to a guitar string and I’ll play. Rap poetry sounds best with a bucket of beer, Cowboy poetry is for us old folks that can no longer hear. I once applied for a life on line, Sadly however, I was declined. Hello you happy pill, Now Blazers we will spill. This I must confess, I will really miss Wes. Rolo has a new home Hope he packed his comb. Neal is busy selling water to a well And LaMarsha can go to hell. Dame is rapping to improve his play Orion Bailey is the man of the day.
To an old man this rappin' be shit Hopin' soon we be done wid it This SC2 site be for basketball bidness So help me God he be my witness Rappin' rhymes with crappin' It's all mental fappin' So let's flush this thread right down the crapper And quit pretending a white boy be a rapper
