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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Ya can't just go around callin' folks "honey".
     
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    Okay honey.
     
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    You dog, you.
     
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    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Ah....I recall the story of Noah's Snark where 2 elephants showed up but one was transitioning....
     
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    Some idiot in my family thought it was a good idea to get my 86 year old grandpa an iphone. I'm the one he always calls for tech help -__-
     
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    "Grandpa, this is how you find porn..."
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Ring Ring

    You: "Hello?"

    Grandpa: (Yelling into to the phone )"I CANT GET THIS DAMMED THING TO WORK"

    You: "Grandpa?"

    Grandpa: "YOU NEED TO SPEAK LOUDER, I CANT HEAR YOU "
     
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    You: “Grandpa, you’re holding the phone upside down again.”
     
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    Also, it's the television remote.
     
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    Our sales manager was actually fired 2wks after he called a female employee honey and she got upset and complained.
     

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