OT The Seattle Rockets sure has a nice ring to it!

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    Someone get Bill Gates on the line!
     
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    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    Nice--put it up for sale after landing Chris Paul and before buyers have a chance to see how it works.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Hollywood actor King Speed has emerged the favorite to purchase the Rockets. Citing his desire to get the last laugh on some unknown Rocket forum.
     
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    Said KingSpeed when asked about the quirky purchase, "I'm actually a bigger Rockets fan than most of them--most of them weren't alive when I was rooting for them in the 1994 playoffs."
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Did Eric officially change his name to Kingspeed?
     
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    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    It's the name he's most famous by.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    But not as famous as Travis Outlaw.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Yes, right after I changed mine to SlyPokerDog. Then we call each other and do James Bond like introductions. "Speed, King Speed." "Dog, Sly Poker Dog." Then we giggle and hang up.
     
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    Seattle Supersonic Rockets.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Is your middle name "Poker" or is your last name "Pokerdog?"
     
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    Middle.
     
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    julius Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Odd timing
     
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    I'm sure there's a solid joke built around "Poker" and "middle" but I can't be bothered to put it together.
     
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    Dougnsalem not barf

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    Talk about the ultimate troll thread to post on clutchfans..... Lol
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Poor ChokeFans, not even their owner wants them anymore.

    BNM
     
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    This is probably due to how poorly KingSpeed was treated over there. There are consequences to mocking the sixth-billed cast member from Bones and Alexander is experiencing them.
     
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    Shorten to Seattle Super Rockets. Then re-brand with logos inspired by video game sequels where they just added "super" to the original title.
    Super Mario Bros
    Super Street Fighter II
    Super Contra
     
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    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    Seattle Supersonic Rockets presented by Bones Speed King, a Dork Elvis production.
     
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