Nice--put it up for sale after landing Chris Paul and before buyers have a chance to see how it works.
Hollywood actor King Speed has emerged the favorite to purchase the Rockets. Citing his desire to get the last laugh on some unknown Rocket forum.
Said KingSpeed when asked about the quirky purchase, "I'm actually a bigger Rockets fan than most of them--most of them weren't alive when I was rooting for them in the 1994 playoffs."
Yes, right after I changed mine to SlyPokerDog. Then we call each other and do James Bond like introductions. "Speed, King Speed." "Dog, Sly Poker Dog." Then we giggle and hang up.
I'm sure there's a solid joke built around "Poker" and "middle" but I can't be bothered to put it together.
This is probably due to how poorly KingSpeed was treated over there. There are consequences to mocking the sixth-billed cast member from Bones and Alexander is experiencing them.
Shorten to Seattle Super Rockets. Then re-brand with logos inspired by video game sequels where they just added "super" to the original title. Super Mario Bros Super Street Fighter II Super Contra