Trouba is a playoff pussy thread

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  1. kreidertime

    kreidertime Well-Known Member

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    Hard to believe the guy who hit all year, had huge open ice hits has played like a total pussy this series and hasn't thrown one big hit that I can remember. Talk about a playoff dud.
     
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    You forgot "Official"
     
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    kreidertime Well-Known Member

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    I know. I was thinking about that. :biglaugh::biglaugh:
     
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    kreidertime Well-Known Member

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    I actually thought before this series that Trouba was going to catch Crosby or one of their top offensive players with their head down on an open ice, crushing hit knocking them out for the series. He's played like a walking vagina. That is maybe the most stunning thing to me in this series.
     
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    Stepupstepan Well-Known Member

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    Where is next year season thread and draft? You slacking dump?
     
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    kreidertime Well-Known Member

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    I'm thinking about it. I see the dickless Devils lucked out again with the second overall pick. I'll laugh when I see Bratt ask for 7.5+ million.
     
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    Good thing this isn't an Official thread. Might have lost some credibility...
     
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    After further review the NHL has announced the Jacob Trouba has been suspended for the next 25 games dur to an official hit on Crybaby Crobsy.
     
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    And the Rangers will be assessed a 5 minute major to start game 6 for the hit.
     
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    kreidertime Well-Known Member

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    Further proof that players read chatboards. LOL.
     
  11. PorterPanzer

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    Trouba leads the team +5 but that's probably only relevant to an official thread. Also tied with Reaves for lead in hits but don't see how that's going to affect anything other than Cindy's equilibrium. Also leads team in blocked shots this postseason but only tied for 2nd on the Rangers for SOG. The evidence is overwhelming!
     
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    kreidertime Well-Known Member

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    Take your stats and shove them up your ass and just watch the games. Trouba has been awful this series
     
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    kreidertime Well-Known Member

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    Zibanehad is tied for third in playoff scoring for the Rangers. I haven’t noticed him the entire series other than he sucked. Zibanejad is a -2. Lafreniere is a -2. Lafreniere has been 5 times the player in this series that Zibanejad has been. Never ceases to amaze me that the sports world has turned into a bunch of stats geeks that has no idea what they are looking at with a player. When you watch Reeves hit, his hits intimidate players. Trouba gets hits rubbing into people this series. His Crosby hit was the first big hit I've seen him throw all series.
     
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    Yes your figure skating touchy feely subjective evaluations are much more accurate than actual stats. What does Meeka who has sucka-ed so far have to do with Trouba? Stop disrespecting Jakob because you were wrong about him.
     
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    kreidertime Well-Known Member

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    Great fucking pass leading to the Pens scoring shorthanded when the Rangers could have put the game on ice. Another shit play from Trouba in the playoffs. In an elmination game he was fucking putrid.
     
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    That one play was terrible as was K'Andre not sprawling and knocking the puck away but it definitely overshadowed his 2 SOG/3 hit/2 block night. He could have been feeling a little off from the uncalled elbow Cuentzal threw too.
     
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    kreidertime Well-Known Member

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    Trouba played great in the regular season but anybody thinks he’s played well in the playoffs is a fucking moron. He’s playing like a rookie
     
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    kreidertime Well-Known Member

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    Should’ve titled it Trouba it’s a playoff dumbass. Actually throw a body check in this series instead of sitting there watching forwards
     
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    Outside of a few big hits he hasn't been great.
     
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    And where is his offense ?
     

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